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I can't remember the times I tried to forget.

I remember jumpers for goalposts and anyone in goal.

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Quote: Skoob1999

I remember jumpers for goalposts and anyone in goal.

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I remember rush goalie.

I can't remember when I decided I hated soccer...early on I reckon...

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Quote: Morse

I can't remember when I decided I hated soccer...early on I reckon...

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I can remember when it was called football.


Actually, it still is.

I can remember when football meant kicking a ball, not throwing a weird shaped packet of pork scratchings about.

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Quote: Morse

I can't remember when I decided I hated soccer...early on I reckon...

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...actually it's coming back...when I found out I couldn't run, couldn't kick
and wasn't allowed to use my hands.....

I'm so old...I fart dust.

I'm so old...my kids are on social security.

I'm so old...That I can remember when they used to complain about alchohol and tobacco being the drugs of choice for the athletes.

I'm so old...I remember flash cubes, 8 track tape players, skate keys, and the proper name for bottle openers (church keys).

I'm so old....I remember when all of the "your mama" jokes were about Eve.

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Quote: Skoob1999

I remember steam trains.

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Yeah, but I'm so old that I remember when they invented steam.

I'm so old that I can remember when women only shaved their legs and their armpits

and on that same note

I'm so old that I can remember when skin magazines thought it racy to show a little pubic hair (...and now that's all they can show is a little pubic hair).

I'm so old that when I get caught looking up a mini-skirt, the woman thinks it's cute!

I'm so old, I no longer have birthdays, I have eras.

Iain

I remember when HORNY meant hard and not a Rhinoceros

I remember a bridge was something my grand dad put in a glass at night,
now you're forced to live under one....

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Quote: Morse

I remember a bridge was something my grand dad put in a glass at night,
now you're forced to live under one....

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Thanks Morse, my BRIDGE is also soaking in a glass of Rats piss, excellent for maintaining gleaming white teeth and fresh breath, much needed here at night, gleaming white teeth, keeps Polish insurgents away searching for an abode!

As for the fact that I am fucking ancient:

I remember Man United winning the Cup in 1963 with Denis Law scoring the winner (or?)

I also was at Wembley when West Ham stuffed 1860 Munich in 196????

Kraut Goalie was called Tilchowski or something, nickname, Die Schwarze Katze!

How are your teeth Morse, still shivering?

I remember when the Dallas Cowboys went to the NFC championship game every year.

I'm so old I remember boinking Methuselah's mother behind the pyramid.

I'm so old I sat next to Jesus in school!

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Quote: Bargis Tryhol

I'm so old I sat next to Jesus in school!

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I'm so old that......wait...I'll have to get back to you on that.....

I'm so old I remember I could locate the spark plugs on a flat head V-8

....and change the oil and points...(that's electronic ignition to you kids)

I remember when pro baseball players made $5,ooo a year...and had to buy
their own shoes, gloves and bats....