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I liked this one J

Not sure if it is a spoof or a day in the life though.

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Quote: Jalapenoman

I just found Skoob!!!

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I think I've found one of his headlines.

http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i52149

Here's One More Skoob Headline,

http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s8i57394

Skoob are you back 2, welcome, howzabout a cuppa of Earl Grey

JO

I never went away. Just back to work.

Good to see Earl popping in again.

Even though he is a Fulham fan

Regards

Skoob.

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Quote: JohnWolf21

Here's One More Skoob Headline,

http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s8i57394

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I'm not really here any more.

I flogged the Skoob ID to me mate Dave for £3.29p and a bag of cheese and onion crisps.

Regards

Skoob.

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Quote: Skoob1999

JO

I never went away. Just back to work.

Good to see Earl popping in again.

Even though he is a Fulham fan

Regards

Skoob.

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some of us have to / I thought you'd committed hari kari after the Leeds debacle?

J-Man

You can always tell when Skoob's on the rag; he's only wearing one sock.

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Quote: Frankie The J

J-Man

You can always tell when Skoob's on the rag; he's only wearing one sock.

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....the black leather garter belt is the real tip off...!

Bloody C*****!

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Quote: Morse

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Quote: Frankie The J

J-Man

You can always tell when Skoob's on the rag; he's only wearing one sock.

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....the black leather garter belt is the real tip off...!

Bloody C*****!

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Morse all of these insinuations that Skoob is up to something must stop.

He's a pure, pristine RED and we don't do things like that, SLAP, WHIP AND BUMSADAISY

Thank You JO

Just because I own an Italian leather coat does not make me a fetishist.

Now if I had matching trousers...

Don't panic. I don't.

Regards

Skoob.

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Quote: Skoob1999

Thank You JO

Just because I own an Italian leather coat does not make me a fetishist.

Now if I had matching trousers...

Don't panic. I don't.

Regards

Skoob.

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and underpants

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Quote: Skoob1999

Thank You JO

Just because I own an Italian leather coat does not make me a fetishist.

Now if I had matching trousers...

Don't panic. I don't.

Regards

Skoob.

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...get the matching skirt (kilt) for Christmas? Cheeky!

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Quote: Frankie The J

J-Man

You can always tell when Skoob's on the rag; he's only wearing one sock.

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5 stars for the joke.

P.S. You must also obviously never tell Skoob "Sock it to me!"

...get the matching skirt (kilt) for Christmas? Cheeky!

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bit brass monkeys for that laddie, muy pequeno

What a year to pick to give up drinking...

Oh woe is me...

Regards

Skoob.

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Quote: Skoob1999

What a year to pick to give up drinking...

Oh woe is me...

Regards

Skoob.

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Now I know why the Stella brewery is in crisis!

Earl

Our local aluminium recycling plant announced layoffs today.

Can't think why...

Regards

Skoob.

Is it true that the battered wives centre is also facing closure?

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Quote: Earl Grey

Is it true that the battered wives centre is also facing closure?

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oh that one in Snowdonia, certainly

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Quote: Earl Grey

Is it true that the battered wives centre is also facing closure?

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Not the one in Springfield. Their full up and turning 'em away.

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Now I know why the Stella brewery is in crisis!

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Stella: n. 1. A badly but appropriately named free and especially easy female resident of New Jersey.

2. A pretty decent European lager that will actually provides head as part of thepurchase price.

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Quote: Skoob1999

Earl

Our local aluminium recycling plant announced layoffs today.

Can't think why...

Regards

Skoob.

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Skoob: You're the Warren Buffet of Beer...when you made a move I listen...
...bailed out of my Stella Stock today...took the Capital Grains and left the
Hops....

putting all the cash into bomb shelters , freezed dried foods and that new instrument that converts Dog Waste into heating fuel....

been out on the streets collecting grit....price is going higher than Potash!

Yumpin Yemeni....it's goin' get hot soon.....!