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Jaggedone
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Posted: 1 Oct 09 19:36

Quote: Pimpmycapitalist

Very possibly sad, but i think it was Madonna!

Regards

PMC


Still looks good though!

Geneva Slim
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Posted: 1 Oct 09 21:53
Jack Lord.
Gary Player
Jackie Wilson
Gary Puckett
Mickey Dolenz
George Harrison
Pete Cetera
Billy Dee Williams

and of course ..... Elvis

(I'm sure there are others, but hell, I can't remember yesterday; how
can I remember being 14?)

Jaggedone
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Posted: 2 Oct 09 16:05 - Edited By: Jaggedone, 2 Oct 09 16:06
Gary Puckett / fell in his Union Gap
Mickey Dolenz / acted as a moronic Monkee
George Harrison / hated being a Beatle
Pete Cetera / pass (who?)
Billy Dee Williams / pass (who?)

and of course ..... Elvis / hated Colonel Parker but loved his Priscilla Presley

Norman Greenbaum / left us on his Spirit in the Sky!

Brian Jones / swam like a bunch of STONES!

JO

Skoob1999
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Posted: 2 Oct 09 16:15

Quote: Geneva Slim

Jack Lord.
Gary Player
Jackie Wilson
Gary Puckett
Mickey Dolenz
George Harrison
Pete Cetera
Billy Dee Williams

and of course ..... Elvis

(I'm sure there are others, but hell, I can't remember yesterday; how
can I remember being 14?)


This is confusing.

Mainly golf playing musical actors.

Best golf playing musical actor I ever heard of was my Uncle Fred, who didn't play golf, wasn't musical and never acted in his life. He was a geezer though.

Regards

Skoob.

Geneva Slim
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Posted: 2 Oct 09 21:11

Quote: Skoob1999


Quote: Geneva Slim

Jack Lord.
Gary Player
Jackie Wilson
Gary Puckett
Mickey Dolenz
George Harrison
Pete Cetera
Billy Dee Williams

and of course ..... Elvis

(I'm sure there are others, but hell, I can't remember yesterday; how
can I remember being 14?)


This is confusing.

Mainly golf playing musical actors.

Best golf playing musical actor I ever heard of was my Uncle Fred, who didn't play golf, wasn't musical and never acted in his life. He was a geezer though.

Regards

Skoob.


Greetings, Fair Skoob -

I can understand your confusion.

Upon review, it appears the common thread was the dark hair. Except for the fair-haired Mr. Cetera, who snared me with his fine bass playing and vocals. But again, I was a mere slip of a girl.

What you didn't know about your Uncle Fred was that he, indeed, acted - in 2003, he played the lead in the off-Broadway production of "The Nick Faldo Story." (Sadly, he was only sub-par.)

Best regards,
Geneva Slim



victor nicholas
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Posted: 2 Oct 09 22:01 - Edited By: victor nicholas, 3 Oct 09 05:48
Touche' Skoob.

Joey Heatherington did it for me.

Aspartame Boy
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Posted: 4 Oct 09 04:20 - Edited By: Aspartame Boy, 4 Oct 09 04:20
mostly small bugs, but some large beetles too. They were quite stinky when I squished them. Sometimes they were quite stinky even prior to me crushing them.

Pimpmycapitalist
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Posted: 6 Oct 09 13:01

Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: Pimpmycapitalist

Very possibly sad, but i think it was Madonna!

Regards

PMC


Still looks good though!


I agree, she looks fit still in some pics, in others though i think she looks nasty.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 6 Oct 09 18:25

Quote: Pimpmycapitalist


Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: Pimpmycapitalist

Very possibly sad, but i think it was Madonna!

Regards

PMC


Still looks good though!


I agree, she looks fit still in some pics, in others though i think she looks nasty.


PMP, a 50 year old bitch who attempts to look like she's 20 odd is pathetic!!

Pimpmycapitalist
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Posted: 7 Oct 09 08:07
Well perhaps its pathetic and sometimes vulgar! lol

But i reckon i would still screw her!.

Desprate?

Perhaps

LOL

regards

PMC

Jaggedone
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Posted: 7 Oct 09 19:00

Quote: Pimpmycapitalist

Well perhaps its pathetic and sometimes vulgar! lol

But i reckon i would still screw her!.

Desprate?

Perhaps

LOL

regards

PMC


you're not Jesus!

Pimpmycapitalist
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Posted: 7 Oct 09 20:58
LOL that took me a second or 2 to figure out what you meant by that!

Lol, im not jesus!

But Madonna has a bad track record!

Madonna would love me i was born in Malawi!

She would adopt me !!

Regards

PMC

Jaggedone
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Posted: 8 Oct 09 18:48

Quote: Pimpmycapitalist

LOL that took me a second or 2 to figure out what you meant by that!

Lol, im not jesus!

But Madonna has a bad track record!

Madonna would love me i was born in Malawi!

She would adopt me !!

Regards

PMC


Only prob is, you'd have to share the inheritance with 50 million other Biafran babes!


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