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Quote: Jimbo Gunn

I was flashed by a Dorset speed camera at the bottom of a big hill I was doing 38 in a 30.

I was really pleased I was using false plates that day.

P.S. what's cadence?

P.P.S. why is 1,000 miles significant? I do 20,000 a year.

P.P.P.S this isn't real a P.P.P.S because there never was a signature and according to my Latin master a postscript should come after a signature.

JG

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Stop PSSSSIng on the forum please.

cadence of 90 is 90 revolutions per minute of the crankset.

I used to ride in Scarbourgh in the early 60's. There, they had a hill that was steep and broad. I hit 50 on my speedo.

It was a three speed rear hub. Nice little bike. sorta flat handle bars, not racing, not regular. dynamo on the front hub.

Wonderful sport.

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Quote: victor nicholas

Wonderful sport.

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I love hiking too, barefoot!

I love boots.

Preferably big clunky ones with steel toe-caps.

I once quit a job and the arsehole manager asked for my boots to be returned.

I was gutted.

They were some fine boots.

Regards

Skoob.

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Quote: Skoob1999

I love boots.

Preferably big clunky ones with steel toe-caps.

I once quit a job and the arsehole manager asked for my boots to be returned.

I was gutted.

They were some fine boots.

Regards

Skoob.

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Didn't you "steelcap" the bastard in the goolies?

Returns the boots mate? Sure, oh, I dropped my hanky, could you please pick it up for me?

Oh, nice {KICK!} arse you had there, sorry about that boot in it!

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Quote: Mark Lowton

I don't generally go too far, I cycle to and from work every day (about 5 miles round trip) ...

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You mean you have a JOB?!

I mean one that doesn't involve sitting around in your pants editing TheSpoof.com?

Does this site not earn you more than a premiership footballer?!

NO no NO,, Mark works in the downtown Spoof Centre, at Main and Center street, you know, the 101 story building? He's on the top floor!

I work on the 10th floor from the top.

I'm planning on retiring by selling my stories, one by one, on EBAY.

So THAT's what cancer of the testicles looks like when it metastasizes.

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Quote: Jimbo Gunn

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Quote: Mark Lowton

I don't generally go too far, I cycle to and from work every day (about 5 miles round trip) ...

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You mean you have a JOB?!

I mean one that doesn't involve sitting around in your pants editing TheSpoof.com?

Does this site not earn you more than a premiership footballer?!

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