Discussion Forum

Skoob, you're currently ranked 5th. Did vanity make you put SFO up there, or was he ahead of you when you posted this?

(By the way, hold your cheeks together really tight and don't make it too easy for him.)

Q: Who Is Your Favourite Top 5 Writer? Queen Mudder 15% Bureau 10% BuckwheatsButt 37% Abel Rodriguez 20% San Francisco Onion 16% There have been 79 responses to this poll

SFO, hands down!

---

Quote: Jalapenoman

Skoob, you're currently ranked 5th. Did vanity make you put SFO up there, or was he ahead of you when you posted this?

(By the way, hold your cheeks together really tight and don't make it too easy for him.)

---

Just the top 5 as I saw it J-Man.

Was just curious.

I'd never include my dumb assed self in a poll. I'd lose. I've been getting stick all week for being the proud possessor of a very small penis. I was just trying to deflect attention.

Personally, I think they're all great.

Regards

Skoob.

Mark,

Step away from the pickled eggs and no one has to get hurt!

BTW, I gave up on the points thingy because I ran out of fingers and toes and have only so many moustache hairs and dingle berries.

There, that ought to get you off your eggs!

Sorry, Earl, didn't know you'd done the step away.

---

Quote: Frankie The J

Mark,

Step away from the pickled eggs and no one has to get hurt!

BTW, I gave up on the points thingy because I ran out of fingers and toes and have only so many moustache hairs and dingle berries.

There, that ought to get you off your eggs!

Sorry, Earl, didn't know you'd done the step away.

---

Hilarious poll!!

But I'm not quite there yet. Skoob still has some fight left in him.

I like my present company at 6th place - the top 10 is practically chock full of really good satirists, and there are a few more in the top 20 besides.

Thanks for including me in your 5, Skoob.

my vote was bias ,because it didnt take into account approachability etc .And i have not read so many of all the writers but i decided id vote anyway.

---

Quote: Pimpmycapitalist

my vote was bias ,because it didnt take into account approachability etc .And i have not read so many of all the writers but i decided id vote anyway.

---

Hey!! Where the hell are you going with my poll, punk ass mother fucker?

Bring that back here!!!

Shit, I wouldn't approach any of yuse guys and gals.

Remember SFO, the package says "Smoked Cheese." It does not say Smoke Cheese.

---

Quote: Frankie The J

Mark,

Step away from the pickled eggs and no one has to get hurt!

BTW, I gave up on the points thingy because I ran out of fingers and toes and have only so many moustache hairs and dingle berries.

There, that ought to get you off your eggs!

Sorry, Earl, didn't know you'd done the step away.

---

Frankie, that's ok. The bastard didn't listen anyway!

---

Quote: The San Francisco Onion

---

Quote: Pimpmycapitalist

my vote was bias ,because it didnt take into account approachability etc .And i have not read so many of all the writers but i decided id vote anyway.

---

Hey!! Where the hell are you going with my poll, punk ass mother fucker?

Bring that back here!!!

---

Erm ??

Pimpmycapitalist:

I think your response to SFO is terrific.

Cheers,
Philbert

I think that all the writers are totally crap - everyone in the top 20, including me is a complete amateur - the only writer worth anything is that dude what's his face - Chester - now that is a writer - also Tiki Murphy and all the ones who write about these people I have never heard of - Robert Pattison - who the hell or what is a Robert Pattison?

No - seriously I think that all those who dare pen anything are good - except Edward Maxwell and Atticus Finch - those two were a pair of complete idiots - here is my list of faves over the last 3 years, in no particular order:

All of you!

(It's nice to be nice)

---

Quote: Earl Grey

---

Quote: Jaggedone

Refuse to enter an Afghan voting ballot paper on this one, it's corrupt anyway!

All of our esteemed writers, top twenty or not, deserve the praises heaped upon them by our "God Father"!!

Rather just enjoy the spoofs as the come and pay less attention to who's up the top!

I have read some superb stuff here and the writers are somewhere stuck in a black hole, unknown! Those at the top obviously deserve to be there, but as mentioned many times before, I'm anti politics, never voted and never will!

---

Well said that man.

There are some writers who only appear from time to time, and never in the forums, who are brilliant.

---

Thank's Earl and Skoob, BTW, just finished a magazine bit, which was originally planned for my blog site, it includes bits about a lot of Spoofers and you 2 living in the "Loony Bin" here, when it's published you might like a read, totally pyscho!

Please send all law suits and threats of suing Jaggedone to my lawyer, Mark!

PS: Over on my site it's been published and the images are much better, remember someone flying over the Cuckoos nest!

---

Quote: Philbert of Macadamia

Pimpmycapitalist:

I think your response to SFO is terrific.

Cheers,
Philbert

---

Sounds like my joke went over you guys' heads even as the poll results were ripped from my dialogue box.

"The cult of individual personalities is always, in my view, unjustified. To be sure, nature distributes her gifts variously among her children. But there are plenty of the well-endowed ones too, thank God, and I am firmly convinced that most of them live quiet, unregarded lives."

Albert Einstein

---

Quote: The San Francisco Onion

"The cult of individual personalities is always, in my view, unjustified. To be sure, nature distributes her gifts variously among her children. But there are plenty of the well-endowed ones too, thank God, and I am firmly convinced that most of them live quiet, unregarded lives."

Albert Einstein

---

I missed the laces!

---

Quote: Jaggedone

---

Quote: Earl Grey

---

Quote: Jaggedone

Refuse to enter an Afghan voting ballot paper on this one, it's corrupt anyway!

All of our esteemed writers, top twenty or not, deserve the praises heaped upon them by our "God Father"!!

Rather just enjoy the spoofs as the come and pay less attention to who's up the top!

I have read some superb stuff here and the writers are somewhere stuck in a black hole, unknown! Those at the top obviously deserve to be there, but as mentioned many times before, I'm anti politics, never voted and never will!

---

Well said that man.

There are some writers who only appear from time to time, and never in the forums, who are brilliant.

---

Thank's Earl and Skoob, BTW, just finished a magazine bit, which was originally planned for my blog site, it includes bits about a lot of Spoofers and you 2 living in the "Loony Bin" here, when it's published you might like a read, totally pyscho!

Please send all law suits and threats of suing Jaggedone to my lawyer, Mark!

PS: Over on my site it's been published and the images are much better, remember someone flying over the Cuckoos nest!

---

JO, I will gladly check it out. Hope you've not got me sharing with Skoob though. I hear he likes pickled eggs!

Medication time! Medication time!

SFO:

I will let Pimpmycapitalist explain "erm??" to you.

Cheers
Philbert

---

Quote: The San Francisco Onion

---

Quote: Philbert of Macadamia

Pimpmycapitalist:

I think your response to SFO is terrific.

Cheers,
Philbert

---

Sounds like my joke went over you guys' heads even as the poll results were ripped from my dialogue box.

---

Hey, all.

I am at work now, and though it's tempting to have everyone here vote for me, that would accomplish absolutely nothing.

I would like to say that I, for one, am very happy to have even been included at all among such esteemed, well-established and prolific colleagues.

Keep up the good work, guys.

Extra special thanks to Skoob for proving beyond a shadow of a doubt that, despite everything that's been said in the forum, there truly is a place for me here at The Spoof.

JO, I will gladly check it out. Hope you've not got me sharing with Skoob though. I hear he likes pickled eggs!

Medication time! Medication time!

---

Enough of this self publicity bullshit, Marks asks $5000 a sentence for advertising! As for pickled eggs, I just farted!