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That is a good joke and thanks for the tip.

She looks like a rum and coke girl.

Does that guy always talk to himself?

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Quote: victor nicholas

That is a good joke and thanks for the tip.

She looks like a rum and coke girl to me.

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Or a coke and coke girl. You get to have the rum.

Happy hunting.

I see that poet is at the bar again. Man gets wrecked in here every night. Trying to sell his poems. But he always drinks more than he sells.

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Quote: Earl Grey

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Quote: victor nicholas

I know the kind, looks for the expensive car outside and tells the bartender to announce that its' lights are on so she knows who has money, right?

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Always sits near the bar and waits for the big spender to come in. Then it's sob story about being separated from all the other blue people and never seeing Papa Smurf again.

Man, these chicks really know how to work joints like this.

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boy, you know me all too well....

we owned a bar for 5 years...

i was the hostess, hubby told me to keep 'em here, keep 'em happy

but all heck broke lose if one of the s.o.b.s touched me!

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Quote: Earl Grey

I see that poet is at the bar again. Man gets wrecked in here every night. Trying to sell his poems. But he always drinks more than he sells.

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Probably a PHD factory worker.

I never ran a bar.

Never run from one either.

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Quote: Earl Grey

I never ran a bar.

Never run from one either.

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That is good, I think I'm off now.

Good luck with that one over there.

Looks like he's nodding off.

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Quote: victor nicholas

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Quote: Earl Grey

I never ran a bar.

Never run from one either.

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That is good, I think I'm off now.

Good luck with that one over there.

Looks like he's nodding off.

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That's ok. I'm gonna throw him out now too. Close up. Business just ain't the same anymore. Not since Teddy K died. Man, he could spend and drink. Kept offering me a lift home though.

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Quote: Earl Grey

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Quote: victor nicholas

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Quote: Earl Grey

I never ran a bar.

Never run from one either.

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That is good, I think I'm off now.

Good luck with that one over there.

Looks like he's nodding off.

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That's ok. I'm gonna throw him out now too. Close up. Business just ain't the same anymore. Not since Teddy K died. Man, he could spend and drink. Kept offering me a lift home though.

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even i laughed at that one!

Why are there 2 threads with the same title and author, Earl, explain please! or join the dead thread!

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Quote: Jaggedone

Why are there 2 threads with the same title and author, Earl, explain please! or join the dead thread!

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You should have been here last night!

Double post, and then it just got...... silly

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Quote: Earl Grey

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Quote: Jaggedone

Why are there 2 threads with the same title and author, Earl, explain please! or join the dead thread!

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You should have been here last night!

Double post, and then it just got...... silly

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I was but it was past my slippers, warm milk and bikky time, I like to be tucked in too!

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Quote: Jaggedone

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Quote: Earl Grey

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Quote: Jaggedone

Why are there 2 threads with the same title and author, Earl, explain please! or join the dead thread!

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You should have been here last night!

Double post, and then it just got...... silly

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I was but it was past my slippers, warm milk and bikky time, I like to be tucked in too!

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Tucked in to what?

You dirty devil.

Tucked in to what?

You dirty devil.

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Aristocrat Earl, it was Sunday, on my knees, looking eastwards to the black-hole and praying I could get lost in it, Shalom and greetings from Allah!

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Quote: Jaggedone

Tucked in to what?

You dirty devil.

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Aristocrat Earl, it was Sunday, on my knees, looking eastwards to the black-hole and praying I could get lost in it, Shalom and greetings from Allah!

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A Mecca for all worshippers!

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Quote: Earl Grey

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Quote: Jaggedone

Tucked in to what?

You dirty devil.

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Aristocrat Earl, it was Sunday, on my knees, looking eastwards to the black-hole and praying I could get lost in it, Shalom and greetings from Allah!

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A Mecca for all worshippers!

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straight one's

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Quote: Jaggedone

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Quote: Earl Grey

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Quote: Jaggedone

Tucked in to what?

You dirty devil.

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Aristocrat Earl, it was Sunday, on my knees, looking eastwards to the black-hole and praying I could get lost in it, Shalom and greetings from Allah!

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A Mecca for all worshippers!

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straight one's

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Well, Allah tends not to allow bent ones in to worship at the dome.

A Mecca for all worshippers!

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straight one's

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Well, Allah tends not to allow bent ones in to worship at the dome.

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Bent over one's yes, bent ones are usually handless or headless!

Pour this man a drink squire before he loses his head.

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Quote: victor nicholas

Pour this man a drink squire before he loses his head.

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One foul swoop, roll it!