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Earl Grey
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Quote: Skoob1999
Earl,
Between you, me and the gatepost, I posted my 653rd Spoof news article today. That means I'm 13 off 666.
I've heard that strange things occur when you hit that number.
I've asked other writers on the forum but their lips are zipped.
I'm worried that maybe Lowton will materialise in the middle of the night and offer me some cheese on toast as some kind of twisted reward.
If you read this Mr Lowton, my preference for cheese on toast is Red Leicester, followed by Double Gloucester, followed by Mature English Cheddar. That stringy Mozzarella is nice on pizzas but crap on toast.
But please don't show up in the middle of the night. I'll make my own.
Cottage Cheese, Lancashire Cheese and Cheshire Cheese are lovely on sandwiches, but not particularly compatible with toast.
Now then...
Where am I?
Regards
Skoob.
I don't know where you are. I know where you were-the offy. And you popped into the chinese. Since then, who knows. BTW cottage cheese-its a residue.
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Jaggedone
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Quote: Skoob1999
Earl,
Between you, me and the gatepost, I posted my 653rd Spoof news article today. That means I'm 13 off 666.
I've heard that strange things occur when you hit that number.
I've asked other writers on the forum but their lips are zipped.
I'm worried that maybe Lowton will materialise in the middle of the night and offer me some cheese on toast as some kind of twisted reward.
If you read this Mr Lowton, my preference for cheese on toast is Red Leicester, followed by Double Gloucester, followed by Mature English Cheddar. That stringy Mozzarella is nice on pizzas but crap on toast.
But please don't show up in the middle of the night. I'll make my own.
Cottage Cheese, Lancashire Cheese and Cheshire Cheese are lovely on sandwiches, but not particularly compatible with toast.
Now then...
Where am I?
Regards
Skoob.
Skoob you get madder by the hour, I thought I was bad enough, must be all of that Earl T you devour!
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Earl Grey
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Quote: Skoob1999
Earl,
Between you, me and the gatepost, I posted my 653rd Spoof news article today. That means I'm 13 off 666.
I've heard that strange things occur when you hit that number.
I've asked other writers on the forum but their lips are zipped.
I'm worried that maybe Lowton will materialise in the middle of the night and offer me some cheese on toast as some kind of twisted reward.
If you read this Mr Lowton, my preference for cheese on toast is Red Leicester, followed by Double Gloucester, followed by Mature English Cheddar. That stringy Mozzarella is nice on pizzas but crap on toast.
But please don't show up in the middle of the night. I'll make my own.
Cottage Cheese, Lancashire Cheese and Cheshire Cheese are lovely on sandwiches, but not particularly compatible with toast.
Now then...
Where am I?
Regards
Skoob.
Skoob you get madder by the hour, I thought I was bad enough, must be all of that Earl T you devour!
Not while there is a breath left in my body he wont!
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Skoob1999
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| Posted: 15 Jul 09 16:35 - Edited By: Skoob1999, 15 Jul 09 18:00 |
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I'll take that as a compliment JO.
It's probably because there's no football to comment on.
Mind you, the Wimbledon tennis final was brilliant, and even the cricket Ashes series has been 'interesting'
But you can never beat Eric chipping the goalie and standing there all arrogant like:
"What did you expect? Qui Qui Mon Dieu!"
Regards
Skoob.
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Skoob1999
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Quote: Skoob1999
Earl,
Between you, me and the gatepost, I posted my 653rd Spoof news article today. That means I'm 13 off 666.
I've heard that strange things occur when you hit that number.
I've asked other writers on the forum but their lips are zipped.
I'm worried that maybe Lowton will materialise in the middle of the night and offer me some cheese on toast as some kind of twisted reward.
If you read this Mr Lowton, my preference for cheese on toast is Red Leicester, followed by Double Gloucester, followed by Mature English Cheddar. That stringy Mozzarella is nice on pizzas but crap on toast.
But please don't show up in the middle of the night. I'll make my own.
Cottage Cheese, Lancashire Cheese and Cheshire Cheese are lovely on sandwiches, but not particularly compatible with toast.
Now then...
Where am I?
Regards
Skoob.
Skoob you get madder by the hour, I thought I was bad enough, must be all of that Earl T you devour!
Not while there is a breath left in my body he wont!
Earl Wholeheartedly agree. But not in a gay way. Regards Skoob.
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Jaggedone
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Skoob, Earl, we have no doubts about your sexual inclinations, pussy all the way (when we can get it!)
JB does worry me though!
And that gay looking anagramist with the scarf, well?
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Skoob1999
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Quote: Jaggedone
Skoob, Earl, we have no doubts about your sexual inclinations, pussy all the way (when we can get it!)
JB does worry me though!
And that gay looking anagramist with the scarf, well?
JO I clocked that too. Each to his/her own. It's a weird and wonderful world that we live in. Regards Skoob.
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Earl Grey
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Skoob, Earl, we have no doubts about your sexual inclinations, pussy all the way (when we can get it!)
JB does worry me though!
And that gay looking anagramist with the scarf, well?
JO
I clocked that too. Each to his/her own.
It's a weird and wonderful world that we live in.
Regards
Skoob.
A gay anagramist? Enjoys playing with a dicktionary or two no doubt.
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Jaggedone
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A gay anagramist? Enjoys playing with a dicktionary or two no doubt.
Earl, you're ace, chuckle a second, he might also to contribute C-anal-+ mon ami!
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