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Madame Bitters
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Posted: 12 Jul 09 03:12 - Edited By: Madame Bitters, 12 Jul 09 03:13

Quote: Jalapenoman

Which one of you is a Virgin? I didn't think it was possible for JB to be in that state after all of his games of naked twister and naked Jenga (and his relationship with the triplets last year).



JB could still be a virgin.

Has his 'chocolate cherry' been popped? Does anyone even know to what I am refering?

As Skoob likes to say, 'We should be told'.

Chamone
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Posted: 12 Jul 09 12:50

Quote: Jalapenoman

Which one of you is a Virgin? I didn't think it was possible for JB to be in that state after all of his games of naked twister and naked Jenga (and his relationship with the triplets last year).


I'm the virgin, silly And Jesus Budda has promised me that he will try as hard as possible to be a virgin too! -Ally

Chamone
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Posted: 12 Jul 09 12:54

Quote: victor nicholas

When are Chamone and Nora going to get together for a little girl on girl action.


I am an innocent girl and I do not know what you mean with this 'girl-on-girl' action? You mean like a tennis match? How horrible? -Ally

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Posted: 12 Jul 09 12:55

Quote: Chamone


Quote: victor nicholas

When are Chamone and Nora going to get together for a little girl on girl action.


I am an innocent girl and I do not know what you mean with this 'girl-on-girl' action? You mean like a tennis match? How horrible? -Ally


Well, centre court is currently free.

Chamone
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Posted: 12 Jul 09 12:59

Quote: Madame Bitters

JB could still be a virgin.

Has his 'chocolate cherry' been popped? Does anyone even know to what I am refering?

As Skoob likes to say, 'We should be told'.


Jesus Budda told me that he doesn't like chocolate cherry cake. Is that what you are talking about, nice lady? -Ally

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 12 Jul 09 13:02
Why don't you just pack up a nice box of some creamy, nutty fudge today and take it to your clergyman at church (in the spirit of the Sabbath).

Yes, fudge packing seems to be the thing people are talking about right now.

Chamone
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Posted: 12 Jul 09 13:03

Quote: Earl Grey

Well, centre court is currently free.


I am afraid of all the balls that I would attract -Ally

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 12 Jul 09 13:06

Quote: Chamone


Quote: Earl Grey

Well, centre court is currently free.


I am afraid of all the balls that I would attract -Ally


Yes, people really do show the "love" on a tennis court.

Chamone
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Posted: 12 Jul 09 13:07

Quote: Jalapenoman

Why don't you just pack up a nice box of some creamy, nutty fudge today and take it to your clergyman at church (in the spirit of the Sabbath).

Yes, fudge packing seems to be the thing people are talking about right now.


I am a young member of the Cult of Jesus Budda and am forbidden to step inside the sacred Giant Shoe Temple. You seem to be quite an expert on fudge packing. You obviously have vast experience in this pursuit? -Ally

Jaggedone
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Posted: 12 Jul 09 13:07 - Edited By: Jaggedone, 12 Jul 09 13:07

Quote: Chamone


Quote: Earl Grey

Well, centre court is currently free.


I am afraid of all the balls that I would attract -Ally


I must admit Chamone was fun before we knew it was that fucking transvestite, crossdressing, poll winning, JB.

Takes the edge off it rather!

Chamone
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Posted: 12 Jul 09 13:11
O, I am still a whole lot of fun! -Ally

Earl Grey
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Posted: 12 Jul 09 13:13

Quote: Jalapenoman


Quote: Chamone


Quote: Earl Grey

Well, centre court is currently free.


I am afraid of all the balls that I would attract -Ally


Yes, people really do show the "love" on a tennis court.


And plenty of love deuce too.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 12 Jul 09 14:25

Quote: Chamone

O, I am still a whole lot of fun! -Ally


he/she/it is very insistent, isn't he/she/it!

victor nicholas
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Posted: 12 Jul 09 16:03

Quote: Chamone


Quote: victor nicholas

When are Chamone and Nora going to get together for a little girl on girl action.


I am an innocent girl and I do not know what you mean with this 'girl-on-girl' action? You mean like a tennis match? How horrible? -Ally


Hey, you could play mixed doubles all on your own.

Earl Grey
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Posted: 12 Jul 09 16:10

Quote: victor nicholas


Quote: Chamone


Quote: victor nicholas

When are Chamone and Nora going to get together for a little girl on girl action.


I am an innocent girl and I do not know what you mean with this 'girl-on-girl' action? You mean like a tennis match? How horrible? -Ally


Hey, you could play mixed doubles all on your own.


She's certainly making a racket.

victor nicholas
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Posted: 12 Jul 09 16:47
Lots of grunting.

Earl Grey
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Posted: 12 Jul 09 16:49
Always knew he/she would end up in court.

victor nicholas
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Posted: 12 Jul 09 16:54
That's what happens when ball boys grow up.

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Posted: 12 Jul 09 16:57

Quote: victor nicholas

That's what happens when ball boys grow up.




Or not.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 13 Jul 09 15:38

Quote: Earl Grey


Quote: victor nicholas

That's what happens when ball boys grow up.




Or not.


Irma La DEUCE

victor nicholas
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Posted: 14 Jul 09 01:53
Well played JO.

Skoob1999
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Posted: 14 Jul 09 02:50
Why is JB keeping this up?

Why is he being silly?

Because it's a spoof website....

Ah, clarity arrives.

D'oh!

Homer Samson.

victor nicholas
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Posted: 14 Jul 09 02:52
Don't like slices, keep it to topspin.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 14 Jul 09 15:41

Quote: victor nicholas

Well played JO.


merci mon professeur

Chamone
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Posted: 14 Jul 09 17:28
I remember when I was a lad and I had a crush on one of the ball girls at Wimbledon....when I say 'a lad', I mean that literally -Ally


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