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Madame Bitters
Sweeter than sugar Location: The heartland of America Registered: 20 Nov 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
JB could still be a virgin. Has his 'chocolate cherry' been popped? Does anyone even know to what I am refering? As Skoob likes to say, 'We should be told'. |
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Chamone
AKA Jesus Budda |
I'm the virgin, silly And Jesus Budda has promised me that he will try as hard as possible to be a virgin too! -Ally |
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Chamone
AKA Jesus Budda |
I am an innocent girl and I do not know what you mean with this 'girl-on-girl' action? You mean like a tennis match? How horrible? -Ally |
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Earl Grey
Writer Location: Moscow Registered: 19 Jun 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Well, centre court is currently free. |
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Chamone
AKA Jesus Budda |
Jesus Budda told me that he doesn't like chocolate cherry cake. Is that what you are talking about, nice lady? -Ally |
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
Why don't you just pack up a nice box of some creamy, nutty fudge today and take it to your clergyman at church (in the spirit of the Sabbath).
Yes, fudge packing seems to be the thing people are talking about right now. |
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Chamone
AKA Jesus Budda |
I am afraid of all the balls that I would attract -Ally |
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
Yes, people really do show the "love" on a tennis court. |
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Chamone
AKA Jesus Budda |
I am a young member of the Cult of Jesus Budda and am forbidden to step inside the sacred Giant Shoe Temple. You seem to be quite an expert on fudge packing. You obviously have vast experience in this pursuit? -Ally |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
I must admit Chamone was fun before we knew it was that fucking transvestite, crossdressing, poll winning, JB. Takes the edge off it rather! |
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Chamone
AKA Jesus Budda |
O, I am still a whole lot of fun! -Ally
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Earl Grey
Writer Location: Moscow Registered: 19 Jun 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
And plenty of love deuce too. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
he/she/it is very insistent, isn't he/she/it! |
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Hey, you could play mixed doubles all on your own. |
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Earl Grey
Writer Location: Moscow Registered: 19 Jun 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
She's certainly making a racket. |
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Lots of grunting.
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Earl Grey
Writer Location: Moscow Registered: 19 Jun 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Always knew he/she would end up in court.
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
That's what happens when ball boys grow up.
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Earl Grey
Writer Location: Moscow Registered: 19 Jun 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Or not. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
Irma La DEUCE |
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Well played JO.
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Why is JB keeping this up?
Why is he being silly? Because it's a spoof website.... Ah, clarity arrives. D'oh! Homer Samson. |
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Don't like slices, keep it to topspin.
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Jaggedone
Banned |
merci mon professeur |
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Chamone
AKA Jesus Budda |
I remember when I was a lad and I had a crush on one of the ball girls at Wimbledon....when I say 'a lad', I mean that literally -Ally
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And Jesus Budda has promised me that he will try as hard as possible to be a virgin too! -Ally