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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Lowton.
He's Mr Big. Apart from that mob who sang 'Step Inside Me Romeo' They were Mr Big as well. Dammit. Now I'm a grass. Witness protection? Shamed Skoob. |
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Earl Grey
Writer Location: Moscow Registered: 19 Jun 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
We will try, but Lowton can find you wherever we hide you. |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Take me down.
Despairingly, Skoob. |
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Morse
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Factory Worker Dies After Falling Into Vat of Chocolate
Wednesday, July 08, 2009 PrintShareThis A 22-year-old factory worker died Wednesday after he fell into a vat of boiling chocolate at a manufacturing plant in New Jersey, Better think twice....greed kills! Morse |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Cap
I knew a guy who went through a plastic grinder. Nothing left but mulch. Didn't like him much because he told my then girlfriend I was out with another woman. Bastard. Regards Skoob. (She was from Liverpool. Very nice too.) |
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Morse
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skoob: take a lesson from Steve McNair (recently deceased),
don't close your eyes if you've been cheatin on yur gal. |
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Earl Grey
Writer Location: Moscow Registered: 19 Jun 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Yes Liverpool is rather nice. Did he fall or was he pushed? Where were you? I think we need to bring you in again. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
I was in the wrong place once, haven't yet recovered from the experience! |
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Earl Grey
Writer Location: Moscow Registered: 19 Jun 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
If one is always in the wrong place then the wrong place must surely be the right place. If you think about it it's obvious.
And if you don't think about then you wouldn't know if you were in the right place or the wrong place. Next week: The meaning of life. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
Philosophically on swampy ground, realistically impossible!
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Earl Grey
Writer Location: Moscow Registered: 19 Jun 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Impossibly realistic, philosophical grounding. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
True, Earl, you've just earnt a spot on the following seminar at the Louvre, learning the "true" meaning of life and the Miller by Millet! |
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Earl Grey
Writer Location: Moscow Registered: 19 Jun 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I often contemplate the meaning of life in the loo, but never heard a seminar in there. I'm flushed with success. |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Stay flushed.
You'll never take me alive copper! Look Ma, Top of the world! Skoob. |
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Earl Grey
Writer Location: Moscow Registered: 19 Jun 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Dead or alive! Mummy Skoob speak to your boy. See if you can persuade him to give himself up. |
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