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Skoob1999
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Posted: 9 Jul 09 12:46
Lowton.

He's Mr Big.

Apart from that mob who sang 'Step Inside Me Romeo'

They were Mr Big as well.

Dammit. Now I'm a grass.

Witness protection?

Shamed

Skoob.

Earl Grey
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Posted: 9 Jul 09 12:53

Quote: Skoob1999

Lowton.

He's Mr Big.

Apart from that mob who sang 'Step Inside Me Romeo'

They were Mr Big as well.

Dammit. Now I'm a grass.

Witness protection?

Shamed

Skoob.


We will try, but Lowton can find you wherever we hide you.

Skoob1999
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Posted: 9 Jul 09 12:57
Take me down.

Despairingly,

Skoob.

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Posted: 9 Jul 09 14:41
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Better think twice....greed kills!

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Skoob1999
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Posted: 9 Jul 09 15:53
Cap

I knew a guy who went through a plastic grinder.

Nothing left but mulch.

Didn't like him much because he told my then girlfriend I was out with another woman.

Bastard.

Regards

Skoob.

(She was from Liverpool. Very nice too.)

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Posted: 9 Jul 09 16:28
skoob: take a lesson from Steve McNair (recently deceased),
don't close your eyes if you've been cheatin on yur gal.

Earl Grey
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Posted: 9 Jul 09 17:48

Quote: Skoob1999

Cap

I knew a guy who went through a plastic grinder.

Nothing left but mulch.

Didn't like him much because he told my then girlfriend I was out with another woman.

Bastard.

Regards

Skoob.

(She was from Liverpool. Very nice too.)


Yes Liverpool is rather nice.

Did he fall or was he pushed?

Where were you?

I think we need to bring you in again.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 9 Jul 09 18:18

Quote: Earl Grey


Quote: Skoob1999

Cap

I knew a guy who went through a plastic grinder.

Nothing left but mulch.

Didn't like him much because he told my then girlfriend I was out with another woman.

Bastard.



Regards

Skoob.

(She was from Liverpool. Very nice too.)


Yes Liverpool is rather nice.

Did he fall or was he pushed?

Where were you?

I think we need to bring you in again.


I was in the wrong place once, haven't yet recovered from the experience!

Earl Grey
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Posted: 9 Jul 09 18:25
If one is always in the wrong place then the wrong place must surely be the right place. If you think about it it's obvious.


And if you don't think about then you wouldn't know if you were in the right place or the wrong place.


Next week: The meaning of life.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 9 Jul 09 18:41
Philosophically on swampy ground, realistically impossible!

Earl Grey
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Posted: 9 Jul 09 18:44

Quote: Jaggedone

Philosophically on swampy ground, realistically impossible!


Impossibly realistic, philosophical grounding.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 9 Jul 09 18:54

Quote: Earl Grey


Quote: Jaggedone

Philosophically on swampy ground, realistically impossible!


Impossibly realistic, philosophical grounding.


True, Earl, you've just earnt a spot on the following seminar at the Louvre, learning the "true" meaning of life and the Miller by Millet!

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Posted: 9 Jul 09 18:58

Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: Earl Grey


Quote: Jaggedone

Philosophically on swampy ground, realistically impossible!


Impossibly realistic, philosophical grounding.


True, Earl, you've just earnt a spot on the following seminar at the Louvre, learning the "true" meaning of life and the Miller by Millet!


I often contemplate the meaning of life in the loo, but never heard a seminar in there.

I'm flushed with success.

Skoob1999
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Posted: 9 Jul 09 19:04
Stay flushed.

You'll never take me alive copper!

Look Ma, Top of the world!

Skoob.

Earl Grey
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Posted: 9 Jul 09 19:14

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Stay flushed.

You'll never take me alive copper!

Look Ma, Top of the world!

Skoob.


Dead or alive!

Mummy Skoob speak to your boy. See if you can persuade him to give himself up.


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