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Quote: Morse

Earl: get her on this site....they made great SNIPERS.....

Morse

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Yeah, get Lady Grey on, and Mrs Morse. I tried to get Mrs Skoob to do a story but she couldn't be arsed. When she has an idea she gets me to do it. The story I mean.

Regards

Skoob.

Q: Who is Bartolomeo7 Another Duncan Whitehead clone 36% Another Helium/MyHat2U Clone 4% The missing Monkey Woods 9% The missing Jesus Budda 9% A new nutcase 40% There have been 22 responses to this poll

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Quote: Skoob1999

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Quote: Morse

Earl: get her on this site....they made great SNIPERS.....

Morse

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Yeah, get Lady Grey on, and Mrs Morse. I tried to get Mrs Skoob to do a story but she couldn't be arsed. When she has an idea she gets me to do it. The story I mean.

Regards

Skoob.

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Funny, coz when I get an idea she DOES get me to do it. Then I write the story.

I can see the divorce proceedings on the horizon!

Need a good lawyer?

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Quote: Jaggedone

I can see the divorce proceedings on the horizon!

Need a good lawyer?

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Never! It is a relationship based on mutual understanding.


I understand that she's the boss.

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Quote: Earl Grey

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Quote: Jaggedone

I can see the divorce proceedings on the horizon!

Need a good lawyer?

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Never! It is a relationship based on mutual understanding.


I understand that she's the boss.

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ditto!

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Quote: Earl Grey

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Quote: Skoob1999

Laughed at that one Earl!

You should do a spoof about life with Lady Grey.

I do it all the time with Mrs Skoob.

She's never actually sat down and read one of my stories. I have to read them out to her. She never laughs at mine, but read her Monkey Woods, or BuckwheatsButt, she's in hysterics.

Cow.

Regards

Skoob.

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What like this one?


Here


All I ever get is the comment "typical British humour". Apparently they don't find us funny.

Except for Benny Hill.

Although the wife thinks he was a ****

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You had a an orthodox ceremony?

Did you jump the broom?

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Quote: victor nicholas

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Quote: Earl Grey

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Quote: Skoob1999

Laughed at that one Earl!

You should do a spoof about life with Lady Grey.

I do it all the time with Mrs Skoob.

She's never actually sat down and read one of my stories. I have to read them out to her. She never laughs at mine, but read her Monkey Woods, or BuckwheatsButt, she's in hysterics.

Cow.

Regards

Skoob.

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What like this one?


Here


All I ever get is the comment "typical British humour". Apparently they don't find us funny.

Except for Benny Hill.

Although the wife thinks he was a ****

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You had a an orthodox ceremony?

Did you jump the broom?

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Not yet, but I suspect I will do before the year is out.

Splendid!

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Quote: victor nicholas

Splendid!

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my missus has several nocturnal activities including jumping on the broom!

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Quote: Jaggedone

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Quote: victor nicholas

Splendid!

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my missus has several nocturnal activities including jumping on the broom!

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I think she is not alone in that.

my missus has several nocturnal activities including jumping on the broom!

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I think she is not alone in that.

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We have to ask for free air space at control centre Heathrow in case of mid-air crashes whilst jumping off of the lamp!

Who is Bartolomeo7, BTW? -Ally

Jesus Bdda's brother..aka your Dad

The boy Lowton will know that not to be the truth. Who is he? Just wondering -Ally

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Quote: Chamone

The boy Lowton will know that not to be the truth. Who is he? Just wondering -Ally

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it's definitely one of the irregulars....on a bad meth trip...

Investigation to continue......

Morse

He didn't write anything until I called him a 'Spoof eunuch'.

So I suppose you can blame me.

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Quote: Madame Bitters

He didn't write anything until I called him a 'Spoof eunuch'.

So I suppose you can blame me.

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I get spam that makes more sense than Bart.

Probably another prank by JB.

I get spam that makes more sense than Bart.


if you mixed Monty and Bart S. you'd have a pretty hot show + South Park for the encore!

He's started speaking German now.

Even in another language he still fails to make any sense.

Answers on a postcard -Ally

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Quote: Chamone

Answers on a postcard -Ally

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I'm not posting anything through your box!

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Quote: Earl Grey

He's started speaking German now.

Even in another language he still fails to make any sense.

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He=ER, started=angefangen, speaking=sprechen,German=Deutsch,now=jetzt!
That's German/Spam = Spam scetch Monty python, Bart= Bart Simpson, South Park = Sud Park or Kill Early!

It isn't me - I write under my real name only - I play nice. Why do you think I have so many aliases J-Man? I actually know your boss in real life - well the owner of the franchises - we have some mutual friends.

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Quote: Duncan Whitehead

It isn't me - I write under my real name only - I play nice. Why do you think I have so many aliases J-Man? I actually know your boss in real life - well the owner of the franchises - we have some mutual friends.

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Massive mistake, never divulge one's alias in exchange for favouritism!

Alias Jaggededge, Jaggedone, The Jaggedone, St.Jagged, Sir Jagged!

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Quote: Jaggedone

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Quote: Earl Grey

He's started speaking German now.

Even in another language he still fails to make any sense.

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He=ER, started=angefangen, speaking=sprechen,German=Deutsch,now=jetzt!
That's German/Spam = Spam scetch Monty python, Bart= Bart Simpson, South Park = Sud Park or Kill Early!

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Very interesting.......