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Quote: BuckwheatsButt

If you're a guy, never-ever try to piss up a flagpole!

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Why?

If you win a prize in a drawing and get to have any celebrity babysit your kids, don't pick Michael Jackson or any of the Osbournes.

Never ask a woman when the baby is due. She might just be fat.

Never accept grape flavored Kool-Aid from a religious nutcake.

Never tell a woman "My little man boobs are bigger than yours."

Never ask Monkey, " Comin' on Board, Mate"?

Never talk to a strange Parrot unless you already know what he's going to say

Never sign up for a cruise without a posted itinerary

Never ask MB "What's Shakin'"

Never ask Buck, "So how's it hangin'"

Never ask Smergus " Buy ya a pint, Mate?"

Never ask QM " Could you spell that for me?"

Never ask J-Man " got any Peppers hotter than these?"

Never ask Lowton " Is the check really in the mail?"

Never ask Skoob: "so where are you off to?"

Never ask Morse: "are you volunteering for this wet dream....?

Never play Russian Roulette with a loaded automatic pistol!

Never yell 'NICE COCK' in a crowded men's room!

Never explain to your girlfriend that the reason woman have two lower orifices is because when they get drunk you can pick them up like a six-pack!

Never ask Mark Lowton anything you need an answer for, like why a returned edited story is 'Unsuitable for the Spoof.

Never ask Mark Lowton anything you need an answer for, like why a returned edited story is 'Unsuitable for the Spoof.



Holy Shit, How Bad Was It?

*it was so bad even JB cringed
*it was so bad even DW thought it was REAL shit
*it was so bad QM was at a loss for big words
*it was so bad JMAN asked for a glass of water to cool his palate
*it was so bad Skoob is still walking it off
*it was so bad MB's buns didn't even rise
*it was so bad even Google Gagged
*it was so bad even 10* didn't do it justice

It was so bad, that you still THE MAN!

Morse

Don't push a shopping cart downtown on Sunday mornings and swear at tall buildings.

JB,

You need to compile some of the funnier ones into a magazine story.

Go for it.

Never do today what you can leave for somebody else to do tomorrow.

A bird in the hand can be quite messy.

If you see a penny, pick it up. Soon you will have enough ammunition to throw at all those who are calling you a miser.

Procrastinate Now.

Put their heads together so you only have to use one bullet.

- Richard Brautigan

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Quote: victor nicholas

Put their heads together so you only have to use one bullet.

- Richard Brautigan

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Doc: great idea for CSI Bristol.....a double suicide with l slug...that'd keep em busy for an hour at least!! Save that thought for the next novel.

Morse

Don't lick McDonalds wrappers from dumpsters in Tijuana.

Desperately optimistic.

Boring tonight where you are too, Doc?

Morse

Did I ever tell you I make a pretty good Philly Cheesesteak.

It's easier to get people to do you a favor with a kind word and a gun than with a kind word alone.

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Quote: victor nicholas

Did I ever tell you I make a pretty good Philly Cheesesteak.

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Doc:

could have used a few on the cruise to keep up the morale!

Like onions,peppers, and sausages myself...hard to find good rolls, though.
Can't find a good BAKER....

Morse

What, the bakers at Publix aren't top notch?

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Quote: Morse

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Quote: victor nicholas

Did I ever tell you I make a pretty good Philly Cheesesteak.

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Doc:

could have used a few on the cruise to keep up the morale!

Like onions,peppers, and sausages myself...hard to find good rolls, though.
Can't find a good BAKER....

Morse

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If you can't get Amorosa rolls from Philly use a baguette.

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Quote: BuckwheatsButt

What, the bakers at Publix aren't top notch?

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Buck: No Pube ix up this way...we do have a Piggly Wiggly...I am not making this up......I thought you'd like it!

They have t-shirts with "I'm Big on the Pig"...thought they'd be good for the reunion.....

Morse

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Quote: victor nicholas

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Quote: Morse

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Quote: victor nicholas

Did I ever tell you I make a pretty good Philly Cheesesteak.

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Doc:

could have used a few on the cruise to keep up the morale!

Like onions,peppers, and sausages myself...hard to find good rolls, though.
Can't find a good BAKER....

Morse

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If you can't get Amorosa rolls from Philly use a baguette.

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And use top round.