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p.s. What's with this Mucky Duck? I don't want to read his stories and give him any points the blaggard. Is he in the pirate story? Couldn't you just keelhaul him and nail his gizzards to the mainbrace? As t'were.

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Quote: Mrs Kensington

First of all Skoob, I definitely want to join in with the pirate story and will read the previous chapters this weekend (although it may take a year or two longer than that). Secondly, Buck I would be happy to have sex with you on the Buggerall in dim light, while your brother tells you what to do, HOWEVER you should be aware that my character MAY be a woman, disguised as a man, who could turn out to be a shemale - as is the usual custom for women in pirate stories. Of course I would turn out to be a woman after all, so it ends happily without any chafing - but you might have a few scary moments along the way. Would I have to be as flat-chested as Keira Knightly?

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Hi Mrs. Kensington...

This is Percival Pissgums, Bucks brother and personally I don't care if a shemale has sex with Buck. Buck never has been laid before except with sheep, and even then I had to go around and put X's on the backs of the ones that didn't kick! Flat chested? Even if you just have one big one, Buck only uses one hand...The other is always holding a sword.

Love 'n kisses

Percival Pissgums

Okay Perce. Just make sure you've got a good strong gag for him and plenty of K.Y - Can I make up a different name or do I have to be me? I know Mike Myers already got 'Alotta Fagina' but Mrs Kensington doesn't sound like a shemale Pirate. Well unless it's a pirate ship run by Cap'n Peter Mandelson!

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Quote: Mrs Kensington

Okay Perce. Just make sure you've got a good strong gag for him and plenty of K.Y - Can I make up a different name or do I have to be me? I know Mike Myers already got 'Alotta Fagina' but Mrs Kensington doesn't sound like a shemale Pirate. Well unless it's a pirate ship run by Cap'n Peter Mandelson!

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Such a ship would surely run aground on the rocks.

Come aboard Mrs K

Regards

Earl

Happy to climb aboard Earl, thankyou!

Skoob and Buck - check out the snippets later, I've written one especially for you's shipmates, see if you can work out which one it is(!) - "In defence of the Realm and Buggerall"!! UPDATE: If it EVER appears!

Mrs Kensington, I'm of the firm opinion that Baron's Court smells of chips and disappointment.

What say you?

I say aye. A Primark flip flop in a Gucci carrier bag.

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Quote: Mrs Kensington
....alm and Buggerall"!! UPDATE: If it EVER appears!

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Hi Mrs K,

I reckon Mark's out for a curry, so all the topical stories that are piling up will be old news by the time they hit the pages.

Welcome by the way - 'twas me who originally put you forward for Morse's gang way back in the early days - glad you're part of the crew.

All the Best
Roy

Thanks Roy. I burnt myself out when I first arrived. But now I'm back to stay! That may be a good or a bad thing ...

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Quote: Mrs Kensington

Thanks Roy. I burnt myself out when I first arrived. But now I'm back to stay! That may be a good or a bad thing ...

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How do you decide who writes the next chapter in the Pirate Story by the way. I'm completely green - I only just worked out how to quote the message I'm replying to - der!

See still haven't worked it out yet. Wonder if this will work.UPDATE Yes!

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Quote: Roy Turse

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Quote: Mrs Kensington
....alm and Buggerall"!! UPDATE: If it EVER appears!

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Hi Mrs K,

I reckon Mark's out for a curry, so all the topical stories that are piling up will be old news by the time they hit the pages.

Welcome by the way - 'twas me who originally put you forward for Morse's gang way back in the early days - glad you're part of the crew.

All the Best
Roy

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Quote: Mrs Kensington

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Quote: Mrs Kensington

Thanks Roy. I burnt myself out when I first arrived. But now I'm back to stay! That may be a good or a bad thing ...

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How do you decide who writes the next chapter in the Pirate Story by the way. I'm completely green - I only just worked out how to quote the message I'm replying to - der!

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We normally(?) try to nominate the next writer. Bit of communication etc on the forum. I am sure you will be in to bat very shortly. Get the pads on!

Regards

Earl

Mark must be back from the pub, the Snippets are up. There are loads of new ones, including your one Mrs K.