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Jaggedone
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device enters Victors intestines causing empathy OK, JB, its war!! exponentially xylophone pieces offer numbness till infidelity arrives leaving Lazarus yelling! |
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Philbert of Macadamia
Historical nutcase  Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky Registered: 20 May 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Yelling eventually lures lassies into nice gambits!
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Jaggedone
Banned |
gambits are minute bits in terrestial species |
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Aspartame Boy
Kisses like wine  Location: in your tea Registered: 15 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
species pester eunuchs crying inside estuaries silently
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
Silently, Isaac licked eggs, tongueing little yolks.
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Aspartame Boy
Kisses like wine Location: in your tea Registered: 15 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Yolks ordinarily lie kinetically satisfied.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape  Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Satisfied, although that is seldom found in Education Department.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Department existed purely as route to meaningfully educate new teachers.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Teachers educated after college have Education-Riddled Syndrome.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Syndrome? Yes, now drop, right on my epidermis!
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Aspartame Boy
Kisses like wine Location: in your tea Registered: 15 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Epidermis, pee inside, diddles everywhere, readily memorized inside sluts.
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Aspartame Boy
Kisses like wine Location: in your tea Registered: 15 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Sluts lust, undulating tits susurrating.
- bet you didn't know that.. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
susurrating using spitting usually records residue at ten inches not grams |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Grams - really a measuring standard.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Standard that attracted Neil Diamond and Roald Dahl.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Dahl and Harold Lloyd.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Lloyd loitered over yesterday's dinner.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Dinner is noodles - nice, especially roasted.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Roasted over a succulent trout - eaten dead.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Dead - essentially as dormouse.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Dormouse - original rodent, might occasionally use sensitive eyesight.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Eyesight? Yes, eyesight! Sure, it goes hunting termites.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Termites excavate round mounds in the earth's surface.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Surface under rocks features a calm equilibrium.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
"Equilibrium" quoth Ursula, "I like it! Bring rum in utensils, mother!"
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