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Jaggedone
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red excrement, disgusting |
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Jaggedone
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disgusting is Simon gorging upon Serena's tits in noble galoshes |
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Aspartame Boy
Kisses like wine  Location: in your tea Registered: 15 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
galoshes always limp over sodden homosexual eunuchs, Sundays.
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Philbert of Macadamia
Historical nutcase  Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky Registered: 20 May 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Sundays: Unusually nice days aboard yawls sailing!
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
Sailing an idyllic lake in Northern Greece
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape  Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Greece ruled early eighteenth century Estonia.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Can I award him stars for that? Estonia sends troops on nightly invasions abroad. |
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Jaggedone
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ABROAD BEGINS ROUGHLY OVER AT DIEPPE (now that's what I call a 5*****er |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Dieppe is European. Prostitutes probably enjoy.
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Jesus Budda
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"Enjoy nudity", John ominously yelped.
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Jesus Budda
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"Yelped?!". Edwin listlessly pondered, "Exhaustive drivel!"
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Drivel rarely is very elegant, lovely.
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Lovely otters vicariously enjoy lustful yodeling.
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Jesus Budda
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Yodeling only demeans entertainers. Little innocent newbies gyrate.
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Gyrate yesterdays rubbish and therefore enjoy.
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Enjoy Norman's juggling or yo-yoing?
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Yo-yoing, Oliver yanked over Ivan's naked giblets.
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Giblets? I believe leaving entrails there sometimes.
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Sometimes, Oliver mentioned Edna's tits increasing mass.
Edna squealed. |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Squealed queerly, unicorns exhale a little earthy drone.
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Drone = robotic organism. Not Earth-like.
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Jesus Budda
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Earth-like animals require tongues, hearts, livers, incense, kelp, earlobes.
-Encyclopedia Buddadica. |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Earlobes are really long, oblong behemoths. Extremely stupid.
-Darwin |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Stupid television! Useless, pathetic, idiotic device!
-Old man with pipe |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Device exceedingly volatile. Increase caution exponentially.
-Prof. Titty McPenis memo to colleague. |
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