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Talking of writers..

This thread is like Derek & Clive with gum disease..

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Quote: Colonel Juan

Talking of writers..

This thread is like Derek & Clive with gum disease..

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CJ, I've just been to the dentist, just to report my gums are OK depsite having a tendency to lick acidic pussy?

You know who are complete and utter BASTARDS?

I'll tell ya - people who take out their frustrations on those they see as weaker, poorer, less successful or smaller.

I don't own a gun but if I did I would probably stroke it and talk to it quite a lot. Then I'd kill Bastards like those above just for the laugh.
And then I'd laugh heartily. Heartily, I tells ya.

I prefer picking on those stronger than me. You can't beat a bit of David and Goliath. Unless you're David. he always winds up winning. The bigger they are the harder they fall. Not sexually, of course. But they fall down.

Take a look at buildings. Its the small ones that keep standing and the big ones topple over. Probably. I've never paid much attention to it. Don't suppose I ever will.

I don't trust big buildings. I'd never take advice from a big building. Its the little ones or nuthin' as far as I'm concerned.

You're more likely to find BASTARDS in Big buildings than small ones.

I'd like to find the man who writes manuals for cars/universal television remote controls/computers.

He is a BASTARD.

Somebody went to all the effort to make these wonderful devices and vehicles and then some BASTARD ruins it all by writing a shitty manual.
When I find you I may just slap you, Mr. Manual writer man.
Or, if I had a gun I could talk to and stroke, then I would blow your head off. Probably.

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Quote: Jesus Budda

You know who are complete and utter BASTARDS?

I'll tell ya - people who take out their frustrations on those they see as weaker, poorer, less successful or smaller.

I don't own a gun but if I did I would probably stroke it and talk to it quite a lot. Then I'd kill Bastards like those above just for the laugh.
And then I'd laugh heartily. Heartily, I tells ya.

I prefer picking on those stronger than me. You can't beat a bit of David and Goliath. Unless you're David. he always winds up winning. The bigger they are the harder they fall. Not sexually, of course. But they fall down.

Take a look at buildings. Its the small ones that keep standing and the big ones topple over. Probably. I've never paid much attention to it. Don't suppose I ever will.

I don't trust big buildings. I'd never take advice from a big building. Its the little ones or nuthin' as far as I'm concerned.

You're more likely to find BASTARDS in Big buildings than small ones.

I'd like to find the man who writes manuals for cars/universal television remote controls/computers.

He is a BASTARD.

Somebody went to all the effort to make these wonderful devices and vehicles and then some BASTARD ruins it all by writing a shitty manual.
When I find you I may just slap you, Mr. Manual writer man.
Or, if I had a gun I could talk to and stroke, then I would blow your head off. Probably.

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JB, I see the pills are not working today, please take double-dose and listen to Nick Cave's "Murder Ballets" otherwise I'll be forced to send an ambulance round.

Nick Cave is having a laugh. Fooling idiots who do the Times crossword and wear brown suede. Fuck them. Fuck them all.

he knows the deal. he fucking knows what its all about. He's been there. He's seen it. he knows. They don't have a clue what its all about and they never will.

So sit back and sip your champagne, assholes, and do your crosswords and wear your out-dated brown suede jackets, cause I don't give a fuck, Nick doesn't give a fuck, nobody gives a fuck about all the shit you've convivned yourselves is important.

I won't wear shoes with laces and that is a personal choise.
PERSONAL.
My decision.
I don't need to be told to wear them or not to wear them.

One, two, three and out.

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Quote: Jesus Budda

Nick Cave is having a laugh. Fooling idiots who do the Times crossword and wear brown suede. Fuck them. Fuck them all.

he knows the deal. he fucking knows what its all about. He's been there. He's seen it. he knows. They don't have a clue what its all about and they never will.

So sit back and sip your champagne, assholes, and do your crosswords and wear your out-dated brown suede jackets, cause I don't give a fuck, Nick doesn't give a fuck, nobody gives a fuck about all the shit you've convivned yourselves is important.

I won't wear shoes with laces and that is a personal choise.
PERSONAL.
My decision.
I don't need to be told to wear them or not to wear them.

One, two, three and out.

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JB, it's on it's way, beware of Doc Death with the scythe!

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Quote: Jesus Budda

Nick Cave is having a laugh. Fooling idiots who do the Times crossword and wear brown suede. Fuck them. Fuck them all.

he knows the deal. he fucking knows what its all about. He's been there. He's seen it. he knows. They don't have a clue what its all about and they never will.

So sit back and sip your champagne, assholes, and do your crosswords and wear your out-dated brown suede jackets, cause I don't give a fuck, Nick doesn't give a fuck, nobody gives a fuck about all the shit you've convivned yourselves is important.

I won't wear shoes with laces and that is a personal choise.
PERSONAL.
My decision.
I don't need to be told to wear them or not to wear them.

One, two, three and out.

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JB, it's on it's way, beware of Doc Death with the scythe!

I'll tell you who the REAL bastards are! It's those bastards living on the ooast of Louisiana! After BP went and offered them hundreds of dollars in bribes to sign a paper saying that they wouldn't sue if their lives were utterly destroyed by the oil leak, they went and reported it to the news agencies. How ungrateful they are! The bastards!

Hello, Cal.
Welcome to the BASTARDS thread.
A fine introduction from you.

Jaggedone, you double posted. Why? Why would you do such a thing?

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Quote: Jesus Budda

Hello, Cal.
Welcome to the BASTARDS thread.
A fine introduction from you.

Jaggedone, you double posted. Why? Why would you do such a thing?

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JB, I had several cyber proplems "ayer" (habla espanól) sorry, stupid cyber BASTARDS, Matrix watchers are also BASTARDS.

The first Matrix was good. The other two were a bit embarrassing.
I'll let you off with a warning.

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Quote: Jesus Budda

The first Matrix was good. The other two were a bit embarrassing.
I'll let you off with a warning.

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Gracias Atletico, Fuerte Fulham, Olé

Cameron, Boris, Osborne are bastards.

As are the Murdoch-financed Tory media.

And Lord Ashcroft.

Come the revolution. Up against the wall.

If you'd seen Cameron's dad on the news tonight and Boris's dad when he was elected then just to look at them you'd know they were BASTARDS only BASTARD would have chosen not to commit the infanticide essential for the future of our country.

Diego Forlan. Now he is a bastard!

Go on son...

Let it out.

Commiserations

Skoob.

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Quote: Earl Grey

Diego Forlan. Now he is a bastard!

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Fulham fought superbly but just lacked the quality to hack it, shame, but that's footy!

Amazing how Diego Forlan became such a goos goalscorer after he left United.
How did such a thing happen?
It is beyond common sense and reasoning.

Just two more minutes and I could have enjoyed a nice penalty shootout.
For this reason I must nominate the entire Fulham team as a pack of BASTARDS.
Especially Danny Murphy. Fucking fool gave away the ball like he was Santa Claus.

Why ruin the enjoyment and excitement of a lovely penalty shootout? Why? Seems such a sick thing to do. Thanks a lot, Fulham.
Thanks a bunch.
Ruined my night.

I'm a bastard. Here's proof:

mestizo
A person of mixed racial ancestry, especially of mixed European and Native American ancestry.

Etymology

The word mestizo originated from the Romance / Latin word mixticius, meaning mixed. In the Portuguese and French languages, the words caboclo and métis were also used in the Portuguese and French Empires to identify individuals of mixed European and Amerindian ancestry.

In the early stages of racial intermingling in the Americas, if a child was born in wedlock, the child was considered and raised as a member of the prominent parent's ethnicity (See Hyperdescent). Often, the term "Mestizo" was associated with illegitimacy, however, it evolved in the ensuing centuries. According to historians Michael C. Meyer and William L. Sherman, early in the 16th century Spanish colonial usage of the term mestizo "was almost synonymous with bastard" (illegitimate child)[9].

Since my great grandmother was Cherokee, I guess that makes me a bastard. I'm just not a Corrupt Bastard, otherwise I'd be rich.

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Quote: Jesus Budda

Amazing how Diego Forlan became such a goos goalscorer after he left United.
How did such a thing happen?
It is beyond common sense and reasoning.

Just two more minutes and I could have enjoyed a nice penalty shootout.
For this reason I must nominate the entire Fulham team as a pack of BASTARDS.
Especially Danny Murphy. Fucking fool gave away the ball like he was Santa Claus.

Why ruin the enjoyment and excitement of a lovely penalty shootout? Why? Seems such a sick thing to do. Thanks a lot, Fulham.
Thanks a bunch.
Ruined my night.

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They ruined YOUR night?! What do you think it bloody well did to mine?

Bastard.

Danny Murphy, not you.

Well, Earl, it serves you right for supporting Fulham in the first place. They are unreliable and they have Danny Murphy playing for them. You'll never find happiness with them, just despair and torment.
I'd switch allegiances to Chelsea or some other team that actually wins things in future.



Cal, yes you are a bastard through and through.
It's in your blood.
Celebrate the fact and enjoy yourself (yourslef).

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Quote: Jesus Budda

Well, Earl, it serves you right for supporting Fulham in the first place. They are unreliable and they have Danny Murphy playing for them. You'll never find happiness with them, just despair and torment.
I'd switch allegiances to Chelsea or some other team that actually wins things in future.



Cal, yes you are a bastard through and through.
It's in your blood.
Celebrate the fact and enjoy yourself (yourslef).

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I must agree with JB on this one, in fact, all Scourers are BASTARDS!

Did you read about that bastard that exposed how much oil is REALLY coming out of the BP leak in the Gulf of Mexico? He actually TOLD them that it was upwards of 70,000 barrels a day! The NERVE of some people!

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Quote: Cal Jennings

Did you read about that bastard that exposed how much oil is REALLY coming out of the BP leak in the Gulf of Mexico? He actually TOLD them that it was upwards of 70,000 barrels a day! The NERVE of some people!

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BASTARD Petroleum!!!

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Quote: Amethyst Ryder

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Quote: Cal Jennings

Did you read about that bastard that exposed how much oil is REALLY coming out of the BP leak in the Gulf of Mexico? He actually TOLD them that it was upwards of 70,000 barrels a day! The NERVE of some people!

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BASTARD Petroleum!!!

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BP = Bastard Pissers