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Lady Godiva
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Come on you guys. Some writers are asking for something different. What can we do?
Start an alphabet thread? For example - I start with the word Anytime then someone follows with a word beginning with B then the next word begins with C and so on. I know it's stupid and slow....but - we could use SENTENCES beginning with the 'next' letter of the alphabet instead of ONE word. Let's see how it goes....no takers? Then it'll die a death and I won't be offended. I'll begin with a 'sentence' starting with A After a two-month stay in a mental hospital.... |
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Inhopeless
Writer Location: Birmingham Urbem, Eng. Registered: 5 Nov 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Benny hit his head... (like that?)
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Cautiously, Benny felt his head, wondering why it was covered in felt.
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Lady Godiva
Banned |
Doctor Roberto Gonzales assured him he would fully recover, eventually, but...
(Thanks guys...for giving it a 'go' )LG |
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Inhopeless
Writer Location: Birmingham Urbem, Eng. Registered: 5 Nov 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Everything he touched would remember him.
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Lynton
Writer |
Forgetting nothing
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Gethumping was what made him most happy.
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Inhopeless
Writer Location: Birmingham Urbem, Eng. Registered: 5 Nov 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Happiness? 'How can one define it?', thought Benny, as he was discharged, and now going to his home in a taxi.
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Lady Godiva
Banned |
I am so glad some of you are playing along and hope this takes a 'twist' in the next sentence ocz I'm too tired to be too creative.
LG |
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Jean Le Fete
Deanalope Location: Mid No Where Registered: 14 May 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
In India until an elephant sat in the middle of the road causing a traffic jam.... |
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Just move along, no need to be stuck at I.
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Inchcock
Writer Location: Nottingham, England Registered: 18 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Jabberwocky is getting rampant, he must let Doctor Gonzales know about this.
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John Peurach
Writer Location: Los Angeles Registered: 17 Mar 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Keeping his hands to himself, he was able to direct traffic and finish the rest of the crossword puzzle (with the help of Marlene) by using his eyebrows and some odd jungle-like sounds he picked up while working as a cruise ship lounge singer in South America during an altogether awkward period in the mid-80's, as a favor for his Uncle Ramon.
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John Peurach
Writer Location: Los Angeles Registered: 17 Mar 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Life was indeed good, but as usual, just one more reason why the headaches began to return with a vengeance.
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Inhopeless
Writer Location: Birmingham Urbem, Eng. Registered: 5 Nov 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
"Month on the job," chuckled Benny. In this month he had managed to learn how to play the piano, talk in five languages, and insult people in Latin and Greek... life was indeed good.
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Lady Godiva
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No-one had notice Lady G. sneaking into Anagrams and trying Inhopeless's very big word, which we are not sure really exists.
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Inhopeless
Writer Location: Birmingham Urbem, Eng. Registered: 5 Nov 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Obviously, Benny thought that the word was real... it is technically a word.
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Peter, however, was doubtful, thinking "technicality should be the foundation of art, not its frontispiece."
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Inhopeless
Writer Location: Birmingham Urbem, Eng. Registered: 5 Nov 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Quint then had his point refuted (somehow), as Benny then got hit by a bus.
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Remembering with a jolt - notwithstanding the miasma of not quite unaccountable mental shock, which, in a less than concrete method of expression he might otherwise have not misunderstood, in essence - that he had a governess to haunt and a pair of aristocratic orphans awaiting his quite ghastly corruptions at the country seat of his former employer, Peter Quint the ghostly valet left the scene of the omnibus accident and, in a further turn of the narrative screw, travelled back to Bly, where the ashen visage of Miss Jessel's ghost stared across the lake, withering the clematis.
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
So after picking themselve up and dusting themselves off their leader Fulmud the Brave struck his lance on the ground beneath their feet and spoke "There is something of great mystery here an immensity brobdingnagian in all proportion."
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Inhopeless
Writer Location: Birmingham Urbem, Eng. Registered: 5 Nov 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Terrible things were afoot, and they had no truck with terrible things... however, many many kilometres away was a dying man
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John Peurach
Writer Location: Los Angeles Registered: 17 Mar 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Unless, the whole dang thing was a dream, and/or an altogether uncomfortable by-product of having chosen to wear his new shoes out of the store, for the long way back to Willesden Green.
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Verily he went on his way, pausing now and then to ponder the meaning of this word, but not long or often enough to stop him from reaching his destination.
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
"Whither the Kingdom of the Lutes?" quoth King Happenstance The Unexpected, "For 'tis but a small step henceforward, and we are, as the Wise Men say, 'Up a creek without any instruments'; then, verily, and saying 'Fie!' to all womanly miscontruings, we shall go forth, a-strumming every man his lute, mandolin or dulcimer, through the mists of history to build the Lutish Kingdom!"
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