Forum Home / Login / Register

This forum does not allow guest posting. You must register to participate in this forum.

Messages ordered by earliest posts first
All times are GMT

Forum Home / General Discussion / Anyone up to doing something different? What do you have in mind?


[This topic is LOCKED]

3 Pages - [1] 2 3 »
AuthorMessage
Lady Godiva
Banned
Posted: 5 Feb 11 21:45
Come on you guys. Some writers are asking for something different. What can we do?

Start an alphabet thread? For example - I start with the word

Anytime then someone follows with a word beginning with B then the next word begins with C and so on.

I know it's stupid and slow....but - we could use SENTENCES beginning with the 'next' letter of the alphabet instead of ONE word.


Let's see how it goes....no takers? Then it'll die a death and I won't be offended.

I'll begin with a 'sentence' starting with A

After a two-month stay in a mental hospital....

Inhopeless
Writer
Inhopeless

Location: Birmingham Urbem, Eng.
Registered: 5 Nov 10

Forum Profile
Writer's Profile
Posted: 5 Feb 11 22:00
Benny hit his head... (like that?)

Erskin Quint
Opium-eater
Erskin Quint

Registered: 15 Oct 07

Forum Profile
Writer's Profile
Posted: 5 Feb 11 22:04
Cautiously, Benny felt his head, wondering why it was covered in felt.

Lady Godiva
Banned
Posted: 5 Feb 11 22:18 - Edited By: Lady Godiva, 5 Feb 11 22:19
Doctor Roberto Gonzales assured him he would fully recover, eventually, but...


(Thanks guys...for giving it a 'go' )

LG

Inhopeless
Writer
Inhopeless

Location: Birmingham Urbem, Eng.
Registered: 5 Nov 10

Forum Profile
Writer's Profile
Posted: 5 Feb 11 22:21
Everything he touched would remember him.

Lynton
Writer
Posted: 6 Feb 11 02:15
Forgetting nothing

victor nicholas
Doc
victor nicholas

Location: Suwanee River
Registered: 20 Apr 08

Forum Profile
Writer's Profile
Posted: 6 Feb 11 02:19
Gethumping was what made him most happy.

Inhopeless
Writer
Inhopeless

Location: Birmingham Urbem, Eng.
Registered: 5 Nov 10

Forum Profile
Writer's Profile
Posted: 6 Feb 11 02:24
Happiness? 'How can one define it?', thought Benny, as he was discharged, and now going to his home in a taxi.

Lady Godiva
Banned
Posted: 6 Feb 11 03:07
I am so glad some of you are playing along and hope this takes a 'twist' in the next sentence ocz I'm too tired to be too creative.



LG

Jean Le Fete
Deanalope
Jean Le Fete

Location: Mid No Where
Registered: 14 May 07

Forum Profile
Writer's Profile
Posted: 6 Feb 11 03:08


In India until an elephant sat in the middle of the road causing a traffic jam....

victor nicholas
Doc
victor nicholas

Location: Suwanee River
Registered: 20 Apr 08

Forum Profile
Writer's Profile
Posted: 6 Feb 11 04:06
Just move along, no need to be stuck at I.

Inchcock
Writer
Inchcock

Location: Nottingham, England
Registered: 18 Jun 10

Forum Profile
Writer's Profile
Posted: 6 Feb 11 06:00 - Edited By: Inchcock, 6 Feb 11 06:06
Jabberwocky is getting rampant, he must let Doctor Gonzales know about this.

John Peurach
Writer
John Peurach

Location: Los Angeles
Registered: 17 Mar 10

Forum Profile
Writer's Profile
Posted: 6 Feb 11 07:26
Keeping his hands to himself, he was able to direct traffic and finish the rest of the crossword puzzle (with the help of Marlene) by using his eyebrows and some odd jungle-like sounds he picked up while working as a cruise ship lounge singer in South America during an altogether awkward period in the mid-80's, as a favor for his Uncle Ramon.

John Peurach
Writer
John Peurach

Location: Los Angeles
Registered: 17 Mar 10

Forum Profile
Writer's Profile
Posted: 6 Feb 11 08:06
Life was indeed good, but as usual, just one more reason why the headaches began to return with a vengeance.

Inhopeless
Writer
Inhopeless

Location: Birmingham Urbem, Eng.
Registered: 5 Nov 10

Forum Profile
Writer's Profile
Posted: 6 Feb 11 12:32
"Month on the job," chuckled Benny. In this month he had managed to learn how to play the piano, talk in five languages, and insult people in Latin and Greek... life was indeed good.

Lady Godiva
Banned
Posted: 6 Feb 11 13:49 - Edited By: Lady Godiva, 6 Feb 11 13:50
No-one had notice Lady G. sneaking into Anagrams and trying Inhopeless's very big word, which we are not sure really exists.

Inhopeless
Writer
Inhopeless

Location: Birmingham Urbem, Eng.
Registered: 5 Nov 10

Forum Profile
Writer's Profile
Posted: 6 Feb 11 13:53
Obviously, Benny thought that the word was real... it is technically a word.

Erskin Quint
Opium-eater
Erskin Quint

Registered: 15 Oct 07

Forum Profile
Writer's Profile
Posted: 6 Feb 11 17:28
Peter, however, was doubtful, thinking "technicality should be the foundation of art, not its frontispiece."


Quote: Inhopeless

Obviously, Benny thought that the word was real... it is technically a word.


Inhopeless
Writer
Inhopeless

Location: Birmingham Urbem, Eng.
Registered: 5 Nov 10

Forum Profile
Writer's Profile
Posted: 6 Feb 11 18:00
Quint then had his point refuted (somehow), as Benny then got hit by a bus.

Erskin Quint
Opium-eater
Erskin Quint

Registered: 15 Oct 07

Forum Profile
Writer's Profile
Posted: 6 Feb 11 18:11
Remembering with a jolt - notwithstanding the miasma of not quite unaccountable mental shock, which, in a less than concrete method of expression he might otherwise have not misunderstood, in essence - that he had a governess to haunt and a pair of aristocratic orphans awaiting his quite ghastly corruptions at the country seat of his former employer, Peter Quint the ghostly valet left the scene of the omnibus accident and, in a further turn of the narrative screw, travelled back to Bly, where the ashen visage of Miss Jessel's ghost stared across the lake, withering the clematis.

victor nicholas
Doc
victor nicholas

Location: Suwanee River
Registered: 20 Apr 08

Forum Profile
Writer's Profile
Posted: 6 Feb 11 18:32
So after picking themselve up and dusting themselves off their leader Fulmud the Brave struck his lance on the ground beneath their feet and spoke "There is something of great mystery here an immensity brobdingnagian in all proportion."

Inhopeless
Writer
Inhopeless

Location: Birmingham Urbem, Eng.
Registered: 5 Nov 10

Forum Profile
Writer's Profile
Posted: 6 Feb 11 19:00
Terrible things were afoot, and they had no truck with terrible things... however, many many kilometres away was a dying man

John Peurach
Writer
John Peurach

Location: Los Angeles
Registered: 17 Mar 10

Forum Profile
Writer's Profile
Posted: 6 Feb 11 21:12
Unless, the whole dang thing was a dream, and/or an altogether uncomfortable by-product of having chosen to wear his new shoes out of the store, for the long way back to Willesden Green.

victor nicholas
Doc
victor nicholas

Location: Suwanee River
Registered: 20 Apr 08

Forum Profile
Writer's Profile
Posted: 6 Feb 11 21:26
Verily he went on his way, pausing now and then to ponder the meaning of this word, but not long or often enough to stop him from reaching his destination.

Erskin Quint
Opium-eater
Erskin Quint

Registered: 15 Oct 07

Forum Profile
Writer's Profile
Posted: 6 Feb 11 21:36
"Whither the Kingdom of the Lutes?" quoth King Happenstance The Unexpected, "For 'tis but a small step henceforward, and we are, as the Wise Men say, 'Up a creek without any instruments'; then, verily, and saying 'Fie!' to all womanly miscontruings, we shall go forth, a-strumming every man his lute, mandolin or dulcimer, through the mists of history to build the Lutish Kingdom!"


3 Pages - [1] 2 3 »
Any opinions expressed here are purely the opinions of the contributors and are not necessarily the opinions of The Spoof, its staff or the original writer of the spoof news/parody/satire story.

Go to top

Forum permissions

You are not logged in.

  • You cannot create new topics in this forum
  • You cannot post new messages in this forum
  • You cannot add polls
  • You cannot link to external images in this forum
  • You cannot upload images in this forum
  • You cannot upload files in this forum
Who is online?

There are no registered users currently online.

Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot