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I hate the lot of you.

You're all bastards.

Especially that pirate Captain.

And that wonky eyed nurse.

Bastards.

Skoob.

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Quote: Skoob1999

I hate the lot of you.

You're all bastards.

Especially that pirate Captain.

And that wonky eyed nurse.

Bastards.

Skoob.

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Now you've really gone and dunit! Porker! Leather Jerkin Yob!

Gazebo Pervert! Toothpick Twat! Shite cook! Lamp post HUMPER!

Forum Flamer! .....words fail me.......BASTARD!

XXXXXOO

YOUR FAN (twitter me later...I've got BIG UNS!)

Oh great.

World's only seasick steak and ale pie scoffing Captain.

Bastard.

Skoob.

Fuck the lot of you.

If I ever met any of you, you would get my 14" BLUE winklepickers up yer arse.

Hedgemonkeys.............

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Quote: birbee

Fuck the lot of you.

If I ever met any of you, you would get my 14" BLUE winklepickers up yer arse.

Hedgemonkeys.............

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...come ahead then you camel toed suede shod PRAT.(Copywright 2010/KS)

want some blue balls to match those engineer boots? Eh?

Come for a Plow Mans Breakfast hav ya...well, you'll get a rasher then Pervert!

Bastard!

Penis breath.............

OK, count me in!
Lizard faced, rectum breathed, bald gonaded, cheesey toed, toad hided num-chuck skulls!

Scum. Wherever you look. Scum.

Scum.

Regards

Skoob.

poop mouth

Suck my arse!

Bastard.

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Quote: Skoob1999

Suck my arse!

Bastard.

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Peckerhead!

What you're trying to cultivate on your chin grows wild on me arse!

Keep yer thumb to yerself.....Bastard Pervert!

...and you, you with the blue gun boats....take a fooking hike!

John Paul Jones

Okay, now that everybody's warmed up, how about a REAL flame-up, you worthless fart-knockers?

Okay, okay, forget the cake.

Who wants gum instead?

jp.

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Quote: John Peurach

Okay, okay, forget the cake.

Who wants gum instead?

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Marie Antoinette's famous last words.

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Quote: John Peurach

Okay, okay, forget the cake.

Who wants gum instead?

jp.

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...hey, you talkin' to me?....chew on this!

(good thing we're all good sports,eh?)

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Quote: Morse

(good thing we're all good sports,eh?)

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That's no way to have a pretend flame-up, ye scurvy dog!

Mad cow infected, pig scrotum eating, Liberace kissing, grandmother seducing poopy heads!

That was uncalled for, you bastard.

Scum sucking, knock kneed, tightey whitey, furrow browed, broomstick riding,(and I don't mean side saddle), festering diseased bucket of whale snot. You smell like a bus with limburger cheese on the exhaust manifold. Your views on satirical writing are about as interesting as milk on a baked potato. You're almost as funny as Amy Winehouse when Amy Winehouse is trying to be funny.

In closing, I leave you with as brilliant of a sign off as you deserve.

Blow me.

But of course, I mean that in the nicest possible way.

OWWW!!
That hurt!
I'm telling my Mommy!
MOOOMMMMYYYYY!

Limburger brains!

Oh yeah?

Well, your mama writes for Spooftimes, c**ksucker.

... but not in a gay way.

Wait a moment. Limburger has been done already.

Mincemeat face!

THIS MESSAGE CONTAINS NO FLAME OR HEAT SOURCE OF ANY KIND

Go ahead and flame out then!
I, however, will carry boldly on-

Mongoose necked, inner thigh scratching, left brained, spirulina sucking, carbon based, mole sighted, weasel raping, magnesium chloride slurping, baboon butted, thespian loving, knicker stealing slop bucket of a homo sapien!