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Dr. Billingsgate
Academic zero, literary hero Location: Galapagos Islands Registered: 22 Feb 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Besides your dog, can you name one other source for unconditional love?
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Horseradish?
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Dr. Billingsgate
Academic zero, literary hero Location: Galapagos Islands Registered: 22 Feb 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What possessed you to name your dog, Horseradish? |
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Throckmorton Turdblossom
AKA Jalapenoman |
God
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birbee
Yorkshire Kid Location: gone.................... Registered: 17 Jan 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Myself towards Jellybeans.
It doesn't matter what flavour they are, I have an unconditional love for them all............. |
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armfeetandtoe
Writer Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
My snakes.
My Iguana My African Grey |
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Dr. Billingsgate
Academic zero, literary hero Location: Galapagos Islands Registered: 22 Feb 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I'm sorry, but He doesn't count. |
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Dr. Billingsgate
Academic zero, literary hero Location: Galapagos Islands Registered: 22 Feb 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I feel the same way for my real fruit based gum drops, especially the lemon ones. |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Fish fingers.
Regards Skoob. |
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Dr. Billingsgate
Academic zero, literary hero Location: Galapagos Islands Registered: 22 Feb 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I should have required that it be a warm-blooded mammal. Next time I promise to be more specific. |
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Morse
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No. |
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Lynton
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Not sure whether your dog actually loves you - would it stick around if you didn't feed it?
Your dog Dr. B exhibits conditioned love as might have been coined by Pavlov. But I will admit to being a sucker for animals and it is as near as dammit unconditional. However, at least the missus doesn't spend her time in front of the fire licking her backside. So although her love might not be unconditional I do prefer kissing her. |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
You speak for yourself sir!
Who is Pavlov? The one with the dog? Or the one with the dessert? My Mrs often licks her arse in front of the fire! (Actually, it's not a fire as such, more like a big radiator with a wood thing covering it.) I love her though, despite the arse licking, but when I try to kiss her to express my sentiments, she tells me to fuck off. Unconditional, bollocks. United forever! Skoob. |
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Lynton
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I never wore a scarf Lynton.
I was more - how they'd say these days - casual. Casually Skoob ![]() |
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Throckmorton Turdblossom
AKA Jalapenoman |
He does to count! How else do you think that he got to seven days of creation, twelve apostles, the ten virgins, the cubits of the ark, etc.? |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
How many pieces of silver do you want for that duck?
I hope you have change for a half-shekel. |
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Dr. Billingsgate
Academic zero, literary hero Location: Galapagos Islands Registered: 22 Feb 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
You might be right about it be conditioned love. When back on the farm as a young boy, my uncle let me slop the hogs. There was a huge brooder sow that eyed me the same way my snoodle does. Kind of gave me the creeps. Concerning the edifying remarks about your wife, you must be a lucky man to have a woman like that to kiss. I would never kiss my dog's backside after he kissed my wife. I am a very jealous man. |
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Dr. Billingsgate
Academic zero, literary hero Location: Galapagos Islands Registered: 22 Feb 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I apologize for being so flippant. You nailed me with the numbers. Words do count! |
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Fergus McCarthy
Devil's Avocado Location: Hibernia. Registered: 17 Jan 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Shit loads of wine and a good imagination. Here! Have a biccy. |
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Mister Meaner
AKA Monkey Woods Location: On the edge Registered: 30 Aug 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Can I have one?
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Lady Godiva
Banned |
What IS love. (Imagine question mark). Conditional or otherwise.
Lady G. (BVA) I challenge you all to define it. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
United, the Mrs, and a cold beer on a hot day.
Regards Skoob. |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
And fish fingers, and sausage mash and beans.
Cultured as fuck, me you know. Regards ![]() Skoob. |
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Incredulous
Writer Location: England somewhere. Registered: 29 Mar 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Unconditional love?
I will have to weigh that up. Is there anything in it for me? |
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