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Erskin Quint
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Posted: 26 Mar 10 22:17
Can I be the first to say "can I be the first to say"?

Or should that have read:

Can I be the first to say "Can I be the first to say "can I be the first to say"?



Skoob1999
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Posted: 28 Mar 10 15:54
No.

Regards

Skoob.

Earl Grey
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Posted: 28 Mar 10 18:14

Quote: Skoob1999

No.

Regards

Skoob.


Harsh. He did ask nicely.

Morse
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Posted: 28 Mar 10 18:44

Quote: Earl Grey


Quote: Skoob1999

No.

Regards

Skoob.


Harsh. He did ask nicely.



No encouragement....it can only end badly.....

Philbert of Macadamia
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Posted: 28 Mar 10 19:19
Skoob:

What part of "No" does he not understand?




Quote: Skoob1999

No.

Regards

Skoob.


Jaggedone
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Posted: 29 Mar 10 14:10

Quote: Skoob1999

No.

Regards

Skoob.


I think ES had a bit too much, yes?

Erskin Quint
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Posted: 29 Mar 10 19:18
I'd just like to say "I'd just like to say". Oops, I have already said it, even before I said it, if you see what I mean.

I'd also like to say "this statement is false".

This statement is false.

(the statement, not the preceding paragraphs)

Skoob1999
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Posted: 29 Mar 10 19:20
I once had a false statement!

Nope...

It was a false passport...

Regards

John Smith

Jaggedone
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Posted: 29 Mar 10 19:21

Quote: Erskin Quint

I'd just like to say "I'd just like to say". Oops, I have already said it, even before I said it, if you see what I mean.

I'd also like to say "this statement is false".

This statement is false.

(the statement, not the preceding paragraphs)


My EQ was pretty low, then I took Omega 3, haven't forgotten my name once since

Erskin Quint
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Posted: 29 Mar 10 20:00

Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: Erskin Quint

I'd just like to say "I'd just like to say". Oops, I have already said it, even before I said it, if you see what I mean.

I'd also like to say "this statement is false".

This statement is false.

(the statement, not the preceding paragraphs)


My EQ was pretty low, then I took Omega 3, haven't forgotten my name once since


"The taking of Omega 3" - isn't that a film where they hijack a tuna?

Frankie The J
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Posted: 29 Mar 10 23:25
Hey, you aren't the first to say it. I sqaid it on my 13th birthday to the whore my Daddy hired to jump outta the cake. It was my sister. I was shocked. Not that she'd jump, nekkid, outta cake, but that my Daddy paid her.

Abel Rodriguez
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Posted: 30 Mar 10 00:00

Quote: Frankie The J

Hey, you aren't the first to say it. I sqaid it on my 13th birthday to the whore my Daddy hired to jump outta the cake. It was my sister. I was shocked. Not that she'd jump, nekkid, outta cake, but that my Daddy paid her.


...and that's the Frankie The J that we all have come to know, love, and respect. Keep it up partner.

You are "El Maestro."

Hasta La Cake,
Abel

victor nicholas
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Posted: 30 Mar 10 02:46
It's nice when girls apply themselves.


Quote: Frankie The J

Hey, you aren't the first to say it. I sqaid it on my 13th birthday to the whore my Daddy hired to jump outta the cake. It was my sister. I was shocked. Not that she'd jump, nekkid, outta cake, but that my Daddy paid her.


Skoob1999
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Posted: 30 Mar 10 02:51
G'night Doc.

Regardzzzzz

Skoob

Frankie The J
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Posted: 30 Mar 10 14:26
Skooby dooby dooby do you love me?

Skoob1999
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Posted: 30 Mar 10 15:32
Hey Frankie!

Everybody loves you!

Do you really need it in writing?

Regards

Skoob



Bargis Tryhol
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Posted: 30 Mar 10 15:58

Quote: Frankie The J

Skooby dooby dooby do you love me?


This is getting quite 'gay' in a Ricky Martin sorta way.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 30 Mar 10 17:22

Quote: Bargis Tryhol


Quote: Frankie The J

Skooby dooby dooby do you love me?


This is getting quite 'gay' in a Ricky Martin sorta way.


Who's Ricky Martin, someone important like Mussolini?

Incredulous
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Posted: 1 Apr 10 06:16
Ricky Martin is a sort of 'man' that Shakira once said she loved.
Stupid whore of a bitch!
You will find that I am unrelenting, my anger is extraordinary!
I do love my dog though but it doesn't love me! Oh! Well!

Jaggedone
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Posted: 1 Apr 10 15:49

Quote: Incredulous

Ricky Martin is a sort of 'man' that Shakira once said she loved.
Stupid whore of a bitch!
You will find that I am unrelenting, my anger is extraordinary!
I do love my dog though but it doesn't love me! Oh! Well!


INC, you need a Shrink, ask FJ, he knows the best

Philbert of Macadamia
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Posted: 1 Apr 10 15:49
Incredulous:

Welcome to our group of "funny farm" folks!



The San Francisco Onion
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Posted: 3 Apr 10 07:48

Quote: Jaggedone

Who's Ricky Martin, someone important like Mussolini?




Great question! Let me take a stab at it.

Mussolini was an anti-communist, nationalist, corporatist, expansionist militarist, which could have made him a great American; however, he refused to embrace capitalism, so he was labeled a fascist instead.

Ricky Martin, on the other hand, was such a shining example of capitalism, he even denied his true sexual nature hoping not to affect his record sales!

Also, Mussolini sought ultimately to reduce social friction, whereas Martin's music had a tendency to increase social friction, especially on the dance floor.

Does this help?

Incredulous
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Posted: 3 Apr 10 08:38
Here we go , I am going to launch again.
I have just read that Shakira is having problems with her dentures, well I predicted that without even knowing it!
So is Nadal with his wisdom tooth.
Well they should not go chewing each other should they! Fucking idiots!
Go and see a shrink you say, I am the sanest person here!
Sometimes!

The San Francisco Onion
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Posted: 3 Apr 10 09:40

Quote: Incredulous

Fucking idiots!
Go and see a shrink you say, I am the sanest person here!
Sometimes!




That's what you think!Ha!

The San Francisco Onion
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Posted: 3 Apr 10 09:46

Quote: Incredulous

Here we go , I am going to launch again.




Join the club.

I do like the way the extra space before your apostrophe seems to underscore your tenuous grip on reality.


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