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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Can I be the first to say "can I be the first to say"?
Or should that have read: Can I be the first to say "Can I be the first to say "can I be the first to say"? |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
No.
Regards Skoob. |
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Earl Grey
Writer Location: Moscow Registered: 19 Jun 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Harsh. He did ask nicely. |
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Morse
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No encouragement....it can only end badly..... |
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Philbert of Macadamia
Historical nutcase Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky Registered: 20 May 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Skoob:
What part of "No" does he not understand?
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Jaggedone
Banned |
I think ES had a bit too much, yes? |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I'd just like to say "I'd just like to say". Oops, I have already said it, even before I said it, if you see what I mean.
I'd also like to say "this statement is false". This statement is false. (the statement, not the preceding paragraphs) |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I once had a false statement!
Nope... It was a false passport... Regards John Smith |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
My EQ was pretty low, then I took Omega 3, haven't forgotten my name once since |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
"The taking of Omega 3" - isn't that a film where they hijack a tuna? |
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Frankie The J
Writer Location: Convent of the Queer, WV Registered: 17 Jul 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Hey, you aren't the first to say it. I sqaid it on my 13th birthday to the whore my Daddy hired to jump outta the cake. It was my sister. I was shocked. Not that she'd jump, nekkid, outta cake, but that my Daddy paid her.
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Abel Rodriguez
Ready and Abel Location: Here, There, and Everywhere Registered: 7 Jul 04 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
...and that's the Frankie The J that we all have come to know, love, and respect. Keep it up partner. You are "El Maestro." Hasta La Cake, Abel |
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
It's nice when girls apply themselves.
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
G'night Doc.
Regardzzzzz Skoob |
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Frankie The J
Writer Location: Convent of the Queer, WV Registered: 17 Jul 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Skooby dooby dooby do you love me?
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Hey Frankie!
Everybody loves you! Do you really need it in writing? Regards ![]() Skoob |
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Bargis Tryhol
The Tripod |
This is getting quite 'gay' in a Ricky Martin sorta way. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
Who's Ricky Martin, someone important like Mussolini? |
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Incredulous
Writer Location: England somewhere. Registered: 29 Mar 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Ricky Martin is a sort of 'man' that Shakira once said she loved.
Stupid whore of a bitch! You will find that I am unrelenting, my anger is extraordinary! I do love my dog though but it doesn't love me! Oh! Well! |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
INC, you need a Shrink, ask FJ, he knows the best |
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Philbert of Macadamia
Historical nutcase Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky Registered: 20 May 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Incredulous:
Welcome to our group of "funny farm" folks! |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Great question! Let me take a stab at it. Mussolini was an anti-communist, nationalist, corporatist, expansionist militarist, which could have made him a great American; however, he refused to embrace capitalism, so he was labeled a fascist instead. Ricky Martin, on the other hand, was such a shining example of capitalism, he even denied his true sexual nature hoping not to affect his record sales! Also, Mussolini sought ultimately to reduce social friction, whereas Martin's music had a tendency to increase social friction, especially on the dance floor. Does this help? |
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Incredulous
Writer Location: England somewhere. Registered: 29 Mar 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Here we go , I am going to launch again.
I have just read that Shakira is having problems with her dentures, well I predicted that without even knowing it! So is Nadal with his wisdom tooth. Well they should not go chewing each other should they! Fucking idiots! Go and see a shrink you say, I am the sanest person here! Sometimes! |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
That's what you think!Ha! |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Join the club. I do like the way the extra space before your apostrophe seems to underscore your tenuous grip on reality. |
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