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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Hi
I'm Petalface. I'm a 19-year old cheerleader from Moose-Rectum, British Columbia. I'm horny and up for anything. Looking for a flabby guy with a GSOH and his own underwear. Prefer mongoose-friendly guys as my last boyfriend was a poisonous snake. Hit me with videochat. |
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Earl Grey
Writer Location: Moscow Registered: 19 Jun 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Mother, I've told you before to stop doing this. What would father have thought?
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Oops, sorry, don't quite know what happened there. Don't know where I might have picked that up! |
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I think you meant Fort Saint John.
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Bargis Tryhol
The Tripod |
Thank God, for a minute there I thought you were minitfilla
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Hello, Erskin
Remember me? We have unfinished business. |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Do we really? How jolly. Can you remind me what's unfinished? EQ |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
IGNORE JB, HE JUST MIGHT GO AWAY, IF WE'RE LUCKY! |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Why certainly. I'd love to. Whenever it suits you. |
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Lynton
Writer |
Try me
Rgds M R Roid |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Ah, I think I might have remembered you. Were you one of the bluebottles I was forced to exterminate a couple of years ago? I hated to do it, but they had a nest in the wall somewhere and they kept coming out. They must have been feeding off a dead rodent or something in the masonry. Do you eat dead rodents and nest in walls? If so, then that might be who you are. Let me know if I can be of further assistance in helping you to remember who you are. Keep in touch with yourself. |
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
You seem to know each other fairly well.
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Only if he is (or was) a bluebottle. |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
No, you must be mistaken. I've never lived in a wall. I know who I am. That was never in doubt. What was in doubt was our previous meeting. That is something to ponder. Good day. |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
So, we met in doubt did we? Well, yes, I have been there quite often, so it is possible. Doubt is a place I know well. I suppose it's better than meeting in secret, or jeopardy, or in debt. Now those are awful places. Take care. |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I know what you're thinking, Vic. That Jesus Budda is Erskin Quint, and that Erskin Quint must, therefore, be Jesus Budda. Thing is, I am Jesus Budda, and I know full well that I am NOT Erskin Quint, so Jesus Budda is not Erskin Quint either, and neither is Erskin Quint Jesus Budda. If Jesus Budda were Erskin Quint, I think I'd have noticed by now, and I haven't so he isn't, and neither am I. I hope that makes things clear. Yours sincerely, Mister Meaner |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Yin is not yang, either. And yet... |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Precisely. I think. |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
That's what I thought. |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
I look forward to our next meeting and I hope it is as enjoyable and lively as our previous and present engagements. Love |
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Fergus McCarthy
Devil's Avocado Location: Hibernia. Registered: 17 Jan 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Welcome back JB.
I've missed you. Mick Hucknall |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
I love you. But you already know that.
Come here you big lug - Big hug time. Its almost like I've never been away. |
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Fergus McCarthy
Devil's Avocado Location: Hibernia. Registered: 17 Jan 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Thanks very much.
I feel all warm and snuggly now. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
That's a first!!!!! |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
It's like we've become one. |
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