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Erskin Quint
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Posted: 26 Feb 10 21:47
Hi

I'm Petalface. I'm a 19-year old cheerleader from Moose-Rectum, British Columbia. I'm horny and up for anything. Looking for a flabby guy with a GSOH and his own underwear. Prefer mongoose-friendly guys as my last boyfriend was a poisonous snake. Hit me with videochat.

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Posted: 27 Feb 10 06:46
Mother, I've told you before to stop doing this. What would father have thought?

Erskin Quint
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Posted: 27 Feb 10 09:47

Quote: Earl Grey

Mother, I've told you before to stop doing this. What would father have thought?


Oops, sorry, don't quite know what happened there. Don't know where I might have picked that up!

victor nicholas
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Posted: 27 Feb 10 15:01
I think you meant Fort Saint John.



Quote: Erskin Quint

Hi

I'm Petalface. I'm a 19-year old cheerleader from Moose-Rectum, British Columbia. I'm horny and up for anything. Looking for a flabby guy with a GSOH and his own underwear. Prefer mongoose-friendly guys as my last boyfriend was a poisonous snake. Hit me with videochat.


Bargis Tryhol
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Posted: 27 Feb 10 15:03
Thank God, for a minute there I thought you were minitfilla

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 27 Feb 10 15:10
Hello, Erskin

Remember me? We have unfinished business.

Erskin Quint
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Posted: 27 Feb 10 18:15

Quote: Jesus Budda

Hello, Erskin

Remember me? We have unfinished business.


Do we really? How jolly. Can you remind me what's unfinished?

EQ

Jaggedone
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Posted: 28 Feb 10 11:52

Quote: Erskin Quint


Quote: Jesus Budda

Hello, Erskin

Remember me? We have unfinished business.


Do we really? How jolly. Can you remind me what's unfinished?

EQ


IGNORE JB, HE JUST MIGHT GO AWAY, IF WE'RE LUCKY!

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 28 Feb 10 13:48

Quote: Erskin Quint


Quote: Jesus Budda

Hello, Erskin

Remember me? We have unfinished business.


Do we really? How jolly. Can you remind me what's unfinished?

EQ


Why certainly. I'd love to. Whenever it suits you.

Lynton
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Posted: 28 Feb 10 16:08
Try me

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Erskin Quint
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Posted: 28 Feb 10 21:17

Quote: Jesus Budda


Quote: Erskin Quint


Quote: Jesus Budda

Hello, Erskin

Remember me? We have unfinished business.


Do we really? How jolly. Can you remind me what's unfinished?

EQ


Why certainly. I'd love to. Whenever it suits you.


Ah, I think I might have remembered you. Were you one of the bluebottles I was forced to exterminate a couple of years ago? I hated to do it, but they had a nest in the wall somewhere and they kept coming out. They must have been feeding off a dead rodent or something in the masonry. Do you eat dead rodents and nest in walls? If so, then that might be who you are.

Let me know if I can be of further assistance in helping you to remember who you are.

Keep in touch with yourself.

victor nicholas
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Posted: 28 Feb 10 21:55
You seem to know each other fairly well.

Erskin Quint
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Posted: 28 Feb 10 22:56

Quote: victor nicholas

You seem to know each other fairly well.


Only if he is (or was) a bluebottle.

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 1 Mar 10 18:26

Quote: Erskin Quint


Quote: Jesus Budda


Quote: Erskin Quint


Quote: Jesus Budda

Hello, Erskin

Remember me? We have unfinished business.


Do we really? How jolly. Can you remind me what's unfinished?

EQ


Why certainly. I'd love to. Whenever it suits you.


Ah, I think I might have remembered you. Were you one of the bluebottles I was forced to exterminate a couple of years ago? I hated to do it, but they had a nest in the wall somewhere and they kept coming out. They must have been feeding off a dead rodent or something in the masonry. Do you eat dead rodents and nest in walls? If so, then that might be who you are.

Let me know if I can be of further assistance in helping you to remember who you are.

Keep in touch with yourself.


No, you must be mistaken. I've never lived in a wall.
I know who I am.
That was never in doubt.

What was in doubt was our previous meeting.
That is something to ponder.
Good day.

Erskin Quint
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Posted: 1 Mar 10 20:28

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Quote: Jesus Budda


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Quote: Jesus Budda

Hello, Erskin

Remember me? We have unfinished business.


Do we really? How jolly. Can you remind me what's unfinished?

EQ


Why certainly. I'd love to. Whenever it suits you.


Ah, I think I might have remembered you. Were you one of the bluebottles I was forced to exterminate a couple of years ago? I hated to do it, but they had a nest in the wall somewhere and they kept coming out. They must have been feeding off a dead rodent or something in the masonry. Do you eat dead rodents and nest in walls? If so, then that might be who you are.

Let me know if I can be of further assistance in helping you to remember who you are.

Keep in touch with yourself.


No, you must be mistaken. I've never lived in a wall.
I know who I am.
That was never in doubt.

What was in doubt was our previous meeting.
That is something to ponder.
Good day.


So, we met in doubt did we? Well, yes, I have been there quite often, so it is possible. Doubt is a place I know well. I suppose it's better than meeting in secret, or jeopardy, or in debt. Now those are awful places.

Take care.

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 2 Mar 10 06:33 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 2 Mar 10 06:35

Quote: victor nicholas

You seem to know each other fairly well.



I know what you're thinking, Vic. That Jesus Budda is Erskin Quint, and that Erskin Quint must, therefore, be Jesus Budda.

Thing is, I am Jesus Budda, and I know full well that I am NOT Erskin Quint, so Jesus Budda is not Erskin Quint either, and neither is Erskin Quint Jesus Budda.

If Jesus Budda were Erskin Quint, I think I'd have noticed by now, and I haven't so he isn't, and neither am I.

I hope that makes things clear.

Yours sincerely,

Mister Meaner

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Posted: 2 Mar 10 07:07

Quote: Monkey Woods


Quote: victor nicholas

You seem to know each other fairly well.



I know what you're thinking, Vic. That Jesus Budda is Erskin Quint, and that Erskin Quint must, therefore, be Jesus Budda.

Thing is, I am Jesus Budda, and I know full well that I am NOT Erskin Quint, so Jesus Budda is not Erskin Quint either, and neither is Erskin Quint Jesus Budda.

If Jesus Budda were Erskin Quint, I think I'd have noticed by now, and I haven't so he isn't, and neither am I.

I hope that makes things clear.

Yours sincerely,

Mister Meaner



Yin is not yang, either.

And yet...



Monkey Woods
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Posted: 2 Mar 10 07:14

Quote: The San Francisco Onion

Yin is not yang, either.




Precisely.


I think.

The San Francisco Onion
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Posted: 2 Mar 10 07:20

Quote: Monkey Woods

I think.





That's what I thought.

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 2 Mar 10 18:18

Quote: Erskin Quint
So, we met in doubt did we? Well, yes, I have been there quite often, so it is possible. Doubt is a place I know well. I suppose it's better than meeting in secret, or jeopardy, or in debt. Now those are awful places.

Take care.


I look forward to our next meeting and I hope it is as enjoyable and lively as our previous and present engagements.

Love

Fergus McCarthy
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Posted: 2 Mar 10 18:23
Welcome back JB.
I've missed you.


Mick Hucknall



Jesus Budda
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Posted: 2 Mar 10 18:29
I love you. But you already know that.
Come here you big lug - Big hug time.
Its almost like I've never been away.

Fergus McCarthy
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Posted: 2 Mar 10 18:41
Thanks very much.

I feel all warm and snuggly now.


Jaggedone
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Posted: 2 Mar 10 18:43

Quote: Fergus McCarthy

Thanks very much.

I feel all warm and snuggly now.


That's a first!!!!!

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 2 Mar 10 18:45

Quote: Fergus McCarthy

Thanks very much.

I feel all warm and snuggly now.


It's like we've become one.


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