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I don't want to hear because. I just want to know why?

Why?!

Why not?

That's not much help Earl.

Morning Fergus.

I've got headache.

Can I maybe get back to you on this one?

Pass the paracetemol...

Skoob.

Jesus, you want help too!


Why? you ask why? And you don't want the answer because.



I had to. That's why. There was no other alternative.

OK Skoob.

Tesco mobile tops up credit x 3 in UK but only by 2 in Ireland.

I just saw the UK ad on SKY.


Why?

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Jesus, you want help too!


Why? you ask why? And you don't want the answer because.



I had to. That's why. There was no other alternative.

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Bullshit!

There's always an alternative! We just have to find it.

No, it's true. What other alternative was there. Go on, you tell me that one.

If that's true then we are all fucked.

I'll have to think about this.

See. I wasn't lying. If there had been another way I would have tried it.



Didn't you know that asking why was only going to open a whole can of worms and let the cat out of the bag?

The cat needs air, he can eat the worms if he's peckish.

I think I'll nip up to Tesco and harangue the customer service desk about their mobile offer discrepancy.

A possible solution.


But cats with worms are usually bad tempered.



Have Tescos fucked up again?

Buy £10 credit and get £30 on your account, buy €10 credit and you'll get €20 on the account.


I despair.

Go and give the bastards a good going over. That's mental.

I will. I'm going in ten minutes, fuck em.

Sky do the same thing, it costs us more to watch the same shit!!!!!



SOMEONES GETTING IT TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mrs Skoob's available to help out with kickings/harrassment/intimidation etc.

And at UK rates!

Skoob.

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Mrs Skoob's available to help out with kickings/harrassment/intimidation etc.

And at UK rates!

Skoob.

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Can she travel?

She'd go through Moscow like a dose of salts.

Skoob

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She'd go through Moscow like a dose of salts.

Skoob

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Think she may have a booking. This place needs a shake up.

She does a mean face-grab. Grip like a vice that woman.

Skoob.

in or out!

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in or out!

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Or shaking it all about?

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in or out!

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Or shaking it all about?

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are you emphasising that Mrs Skoob is rather wide or Mr Skoob is rather thin?

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Quote: Jaggedone

in or out!

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Or shaking it all about?

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are you emphasising that Mrs Skoob is rather wide or Mr Skoob is rather thin?

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I think I fear Mrs Skoob more.

are you emphasising that Mrs Skoob is rather wide or Mr Skoob is rather thin?

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I think I fear Mrs Skoob more.

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It could be a case of mistaken identity or Schizophrenia causing your disorder, try Alka Seltzers, they work wonders.

BTW Earl, could you please translate Alka Seltzer into Russian, I'm learning