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Guys and Dolls I'm off for a short break in the snowy depths of "Dunkel Deutschland" (Darkest Germany, ex-DDR)

I'll attempt to find an Internet cafe inbetween the snow and ice!

Be back on the 21.02.

Fleeing the carnaval period here in Holland not my thing, prefer Rammstein and Joy Division!

See you all soon, greetings JO

Enjoy the vacation...and don't forget to send postcards.

JO:

Have fun.

Dunk A Shane (Old American movie starring Alan Ladd, with song by Wayne Newton)

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Quote: Jaggedone

Guys and Dolls I'm off for a short break in the snowy depths of "Dunkel Deutschland" (Darkest Germany, ex-DDR)...

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Ask your relatives and friends if they have any Greek Euro notes to spend in Germany! Oh, the sweet irony.

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Quote: Tcoah

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Quote: Jaggedone

Guys and Dolls I'm off for a short break in the snowy depths of "Dunkel Deutschland" (Darkest Germany, ex-DDR)...

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Ask your relatives and friends if they have any Greek Euro notes to spend in Germany! Oh, the sweet irony.

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I once knew a Greek, she was broke too and always behind, haven't recovered since.

Actually it's a fallacy that Greeks enjoy ANAL only, I can prove it! 300!

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Quote: Jaggedone

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Quote: Tcoah

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Quote: Jaggedone

Guys and Dolls I'm off for a short break in the snowy depths of "Dunkel Deutschland" (Darkest Germany, ex-DDR)...

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Ask your relatives and friends if they have any Greek Euro notes to spend in Germany! Oh, the sweet irony.

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I once knew a Greek, she was broke too and always behind, haven't recovered since.

Actually it's a fallacy that Greeks enjoy ANAL only, I can prove it! 300!

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Shouldn't that be a phallusy?

Welcome back JO

Been kind of normal around here without you.

Regards you ole red rascal.

Skoob.

I once knew a Greek, she was broke too and always behind, haven't recovered since.

Actually it's a fallacy that Greeks enjoy ANAL only, I can prove it! 300!

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Shouldn't that be a phallusy?

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Was she German, Czech or Greek, hey Earl man I'm just recovering from the experience, give me time!

It's all Greek to me.


Did you see a Greek with gifts? If so, I'd be a bit wary of him.


Snow? Last couple of days it hasn't stopped here.

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Quote: Skoob1999

Welcome back JO

Been kind of normal around here without you.

Regards you ole red rascal.

Skoob.

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Thanks Skoob and others, why are you not working, recovering from the 1-3 whooping?

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Quote: Earl Grey

It's all Greek to me.


Did you see a Greek with gifts? If so, I'd be a bit wary of him.


Snow? Last couple of days it hasn't stopped here.

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A Greek bearing her gifts is worth two in a pubic-bush

Should be at work JO

Took 2 days hol to spend some quality time with her indoors.

She went shopping yesterday and bought me a really crap hat.

Then she fell asleep.

United lost.

Bad day at Black Rock old chap.

Skoob.

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Quote: Skoob1999

Should be at work JO

Took 2 days hol to spend some quality time with her indoors.

She went shopping yesterday and bought me a really crap hat.

Then she fell asleep.

United lost.

Bad day at Black Rock old chap.

Skoob.

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I think it was a AC hangover and a toffee pudding

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Quote: Jaggedone

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Quote: Earl Grey

It's all Greek to me.


Did you see a Greek with gifts? If so, I'd be a bit wary of him.


Snow? Last couple of days it hasn't stopped here.

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A Greek bearing her gifts is worth two in a pubic-bush

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When they are rolling stoned they have been known to gather Kate Moss.

A Greek bearing her gifts is worth two in a pubic-bush

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When they are rolling stoned they have been known to gather Kate Moss.

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You obviously mean "Strolling Bones" gather no Moss whilst chasing the K(GB)-AIT

The FSB don't like being reminded of their KGB past.


Never look a spliffed horse in the mouth.

He will have the munchies.

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Quote: Earl Grey

The FSB don't like being reminded of their KGB past.


Never look a spliffed horse in the mouth.

He will have the munchies.

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Earl, the Moscow winter is getting to you obviously, cold, dark and tasteless munchies are not recommendable for a exiled Brit, Pat-ting equestrians.

A snitch in line will report you to the FSB.

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Quote: Earl Grey

A snitch in line will report you to the FSB.

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I dropped a "snitch" once, painful

Did you drop him on the grass?


Grass. Snitch. Nark.

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Quote: Earl Grey

Did you drop him on the grass?


Grass. Snitch. Nark.

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Try and find some grass in Moscow, plenty here in Holland though!!!!!

The FSB also clamps down on that sort of thing.



That's why they drink ethanol instead.



Cheers.

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Quote: Earl Grey

The FSB also clamps down on that sort of thing.



That's why they drink ethanol instead.



Cheers.

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keeps the blood thin and the windscreen free

The bloody anti freeze froze a couple of months ago.


Never did get a chance to try it...

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Quote: Earl Grey

The bloody anti freeze froze a couple of months ago.


Never did get a chance to try it...

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must have been that cheap shit, minus 25 and no further, try Vodka pure