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A double post again.

Ignore this one.

Amuse yourselves.

The real post is the other one.


I bet this one gets more views.

Look, there is nothing to see here.

Move along.

I told you, there is nothing to see.


Nothing.


Really.

But I was first in line gov.

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Quote: Earl Grey

I told you, there is nothing to see.


Nothing.


Really.

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absolutely

positively

nada

nil

zip

zilch

Look, what is wrong with you?


There is nothing to see here. Move along.

My friend is just parking the car.

Right, on another thread we have the amazing opportunity to choose your favourite living people.

Elsewhere SFO is being called pompous, Colonel Juan is revealing his past as a security guard from Acton and QM is leading the Germaine Greer appreciation society.


There is nothing here!

You mean it's not a grand opening?

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Quote: victor nicholas

You mean it's not a grand opening?

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Well, it is an opening per se but I'd hardly call it grand.

Look, I've come a long way.

You're not just putting me off cos I'm early?

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Quote: victor nicholas

But I was first in line gov.

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mwhhhaaa haaa haa haa ha ha!

whilst you were being diverted on this bogus thread, i composed and posted my list first on the one true thread!

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Quote: victor nicholas

Look, I've come a long way.

You're not just putting me off cos I'm early?

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Oh, come in then. Just be quick about it and don't let anyone else see you otherwise they'll all want to come in.

Thank's gov.

Look, she's made a list already and announced it.

Here's a fiver.

It's ok, I've already attacked her choice of Johnny Depp.

Keep the fiver. You'll need it the drinks are bloody expensive in here.

Keep it, that's for show mate, lets the girls think I'm a big spender.

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Quote: Earl Grey

It's ok, I've already attacked her choice of Johnny Depp.

Keep the fiver. You'll need it the drinks are bloody expensive in here.

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it's 25 cent long neck domestics around the corner here on sundays; about to treat my boys,cheap a$$ that i am

what does a pint go for there?

jacob loves his guinness, but it is ridiculously expensive here

i like my bicardi and coke and shots of chilled hot damn (cinnamon schnapps), but you can't buy hard liquor in jokelahoma on sunday

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Quote: victor nicholas

Keep it, that's for show mate, lets the girls think I'm a big spender.

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There's not many in tonight. Keep away from the one in the polka dot outfit. It's not really polka dots. She's got a rash.

Yes I've seen her before. She should put some clothes on.

Hello, I think Gwyneth Paltrow just walked in.

Who's the cute blue chick?

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Quote: smurfette

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Quote: Earl Grey

It's ok, I've already attacked her choice of Johnny Depp.

Keep the fiver. You'll need it the drinks are bloody expensive in here.

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it's 25 cent long neck domestics around the corner here on sundays; about to treat my boys,cheap a$$ that i am

what does a pint go for there?

jacob loves his guinness, but it is ridiculously expensive here

i like my bicardi and coke and shots of chilled hot damn (cinnamon schnapps), but you can't buy hard liquor in jokelahoma on sunday

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Depends, do you want a fast guinness or a slow guinness?

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Quote: victor nicholas

Yes I've seen her before. She should put some clothes on.

Hello, I think Gwyneth Paltrow just walked in.

Who's the cute blue chick?

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Paltrow's always coming in here.

The blue chick's new in here. But I hear she's only interested in Johnny Depp. He's got certain assets so they tell me

I know the kind, looks for the expensive car outside and tells the bartender to announce that its' lights are on so she knows who has money, right?

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Quote: Earl Grey

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Quote: smurfette

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Quote: Earl Grey

It's ok, I've already attacked her choice of Johnny Depp.

Keep the fiver. You'll need it the drinks are bloody expensive in here.

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it's 25 cent long neck domestics around the corner here on sundays; about to treat my boys,cheap a$$ that i am

what does a pint go for there?

jacob loves his guinness, but it is ridiculously expensive here

i like my bicardi and coke and shots of chilled hot damn (cinnamon schnapps), but you can't buy hard liquor in jokelahoma on sunday

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Depends, do you want a fast guinness or a slow guinness?

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is that like the difference between a mug and a tall boy?

me, i used to have two of my double b % c's and 2 double shots of hot damn.... i am nearly incapacitated for under $20

these days i just drink the coke, no more bacardi

True Irish story for you.

In a pub in Ballygar, County Galway.

Ask for a pint of Guinness. "Would you like a slow Guinness or a fast Guinness?"

"What's the difference?"

"Well, the fast one takes three minutes. The slow one takes six, but it's fantastic."

"Ok I'll have a slow one."

"Would you like a fast one while you wait?"

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Quote: victor nicholas

I know the kind, looks for the expensive car outside and tells the bartender to announce that its' lights are on so she knows who has money, right?

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Always sits near the bar and waits for the big spender to come in. Then it's sob story about being separated from all the other blue people and never seeing Papa Smurf again.

Man, these chicks really know how to work joints like this.

My long neck
Has no turtle neck
To keep it warm.
Oh look, a Beck