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The San Francisco Onion
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Posted: 3 Aug 09 07:51
This thread is for the exclusive use of "haters."

If you want to say something nice about me, start your own f**king thread!!

Jaggedone
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Posted: 3 Aug 09 17:43

Quote: The San Francisco Onion

This thread is for the exclusive use of "haters."

If you want to say something nice about me, start your own f**king thread!!


They say the weather is extreme in San Francisco, here's the proof!

The San Francisco Onion
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Posted: 3 Aug 09 22:56

Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: The San Francisco Onion

This thread is for the exclusive use of "haters."

If you want to say something nice about me, start your own f**king thread!!


They say the weather is extreme in San Francisco, here's the proof!


Actually, the weather in San Francisco is quite moderate.

It's the political climate that's extreme.

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Posted: 3 Aug 09 23:04
I blame the San Andreas Fault.

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Posted: 3 Aug 09 23:33

Quote: queen mudder

I blame the San Andreas Fault.


...one more example of how the Earth sux.

Madame Bitters
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Posted: 4 Aug 09 02:52
Not to change the subject of this thread, but you look different. Have you started using new makeup, QM?

It looks like MAC to me, which is the first choice of drag queens, fashion models and strippers where cosmetics are concerned. It's really very good quality.

Even though I'm none of the above (and I assume you aren't either)I do like MAC. It's out of my price range, so I'm forced to wear the drugstore stuff.

Oh, well. Back to the hating, I suppose.

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Posted: 4 Aug 09 11:47 - Edited By: queen mudder, 4 Aug 09 11:49

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you look different.


It's a promo for my latest story:

Mystery Heath Ledger poster appears 'blacked up like Obama'

victor nicholas
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Posted: 4 Aug 09 14:01

Quote: The San Francisco Onion

This thread is for the exclusive use of "haters."

If you want to say something nice about me, start your own f**king thread!!


Dear SFO

Are there to be specific categories of hate or is this just a general category?



Jaggedone
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Posted: 4 Aug 09 15:30

Quote: victor nicholas


Quote: The San Francisco Onion

This thread is for the exclusive use of "haters."

If you want to say something nice about me, start your own f**king thread!!


Dear SFO

Are there to be specific categories of hate or is this just a general category?


In Ruanda there once was a thing called hate, is that what you mean VC!

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Posted: 4 Aug 09 16:00
I hate being left out, but I really don't know where to start.


Is this just an American thing or are we all welcome?

I don't know you so it will be rather difficult to do, but I'll try if it makes you happy.


Hating someone because they want you to do it and they are happier-is that still hate?

I hate you!


How was it for you?




Jaggedone
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Posted: 4 Aug 09 17:31

Quote: Earl Grey

I hate being left out, but I really don't know where to start.


Is this just an American thing or are we all welcome?

I don't know you so it will be rather difficult to do, but I'll try if it makes you happy.


Hating someone because they want you to do it and they are happier-is that still hate?

I hate you!


How was it for you?


Earl you missed the T off:

In the US everything has grades (otherwise known in the US as degrees as in English weather!); i.e. murder, etc.
Hate is also graded: i.e. Charles Manson=1st grade, George Bush = 10th grade, capicho!

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Posted: 4 Aug 09 17:40
SFO

Anxious haters need direction on how to proceed vis a vis hating you.

Hope you are doing well.

Please advise.

So FO

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Posted: 4 Aug 09 18:05 - Edited By: Madame Bitters, 4 Aug 09 18:06

Quote: Jaggedone[/]

Earl you missed the T off:

In the US everything has grades (otherwise known in the US as degrees as in English weather!); i.e. murder, etc.
Hate is also graded: i.e. Charles Manson=1st grade, George Bush = 10th grade, capicho!


I'm confused.

So, are you saying that Dub-ya is more or less hated than Ol' Charlie?

Is it like the 9th circle of hell, which is for the most damned souls? Or is it like 1st degree murder, which is the worst type of murder in the eyes if the law?

Who knew hating could be so complicated?!

Jaggedone
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Posted: 4 Aug 09 18:38

Quote: Madame Bitters


Quote: Jaggedone[/]

Earl you missed the T off:

In the US everything has grades (otherwise known in the US as degrees as in English weather!); i.e. murder, etc.
Hate is also graded: i.e. Charles Manson=1st grade, George Bush = 10th grade, capicho!


I'm confused.

So, are you saying that Dub-ya is more or less hated than Ol' Charlie?

Is it like the 9th circle of hell, which is for the most damned souls? Or is it like 1st degree murder, which is the worst type of murder in the eyes if the law?

Who knew hating could be so complicated?!


The clocks certainly tick different over there!

Your comparison with Satan's hell would certainly fit the pentagram!

Still confused, so am I, please refer to SFO who started this bullshit! OK!

Jaggedone
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Posted: 4 Aug 09 18:39

Quote: victor nicholas

SFO

Anxious haters need direction on how to proceed vis a vis hating you.

Hope you are doing well.

Please advise.

So FO


VC you went 'vis-hing' earlier, caught anything yet!

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Posted: 4 Aug 09 18:57
Yes I caught a 5 lb. walleye which is quite large.

Hating is tiresome by comparison to fishing.



Jaggedone
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Posted: 4 Aug 09 19:01

Quote: victor nicholas

Yes I caught a 5 lb. walleye which is quite large.

Hating is tiresome by comparison to fishing.


Hope you pulled it in OK and left your lead balls untangled!

I agree actually SFO is not really worth hating!

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Posted: 4 Aug 09 19:59 - Edited By: victor nicholas, 4 Aug 09 20:01
Agreed, not much of a fight.

SFO Never did anything to me.

Neither did that fish but I gutted him and ate him fried in butter.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 4 Aug 09 20:07

Quote: victor nicholas

Agreed, not much of a fight.

SFO Never did anything to me.

Neither did that fish but I gutted him and ate him fried in butter.



+ a dash of garlic I suppose (what else!)
Was it dead at the time or did you Languist it?

Madame Bitters
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Posted: 4 Aug 09 20:47

Quote: victor nicholas

Yes I caught a 5 lb. walleye which is quite large.

Hating is tiresome by comparison to fishing.



Anything is tiresome compared to fishing.

C'mon now, we can't let SFO down! He started this thread up all by himself, so let's give it another go, shall we?

I hate onions and Rice-a-Roni.

They're ok when seperate, but its terrible when the 2 are combined.

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Posted: 4 Aug 09 22:48
Yeah, give SFO credit. Some people like SFO don't hesitate to speak their minds because they have nothing to lose!

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 4 Aug 09 23:47
Things I hate:
  1. Eggs (fried, scrambled, omelets, whatever.) Put 'em in a cake batter and I'll never notice, but I have not eaten eggs in years.
  2. spinach and other "greens." These are just boiled leaves, folks. They make me gag.
  3. Child molestors. No explanation necessary
  4. Sexual predators. Also no explanation necessary.
  5. Frat boys and Sorority girls. When they get together, it's a meeting of the no-minds.
  6. Movies that try to heroize the bad guy. There is nothing to glorify in cold blooded killers.
  7. Pleated pants. I won't wear faggedy assed pleated pants.
  8. Vests.
  9. Sandals. I have not owned a pair since I kept throwing away (and never wearing) the ones my mother bought me when I was six.
  10. Flip-flops. That little wedge between your toes is uncomfortable. Besides, they are just plastic sandels.
  11. The glorification of stupidity/the lowlife mentality. Pull up your pants and put your hat on right and speak English because you look and sound stupid!
  12. Oriental food. The inside of any eggroll automatically qualifies as "mystery meat."
  13. Mushrooms. They are a fungus. They also smell and ruin pizza.
  14. Toasters. Toasting is the fastest way to ruin perfectly good bread.
  15. Rap music. There is a reason why the word "rap" is found within the word "crap".


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Posted: 5 Aug 09 00:19
Things I hate:

Scousers. (People from Liverpool) But only on matchdays. I've had some good mates from Liverpool, and met some nice people, but on matchdays the gloves come off and the demons come out to play.

Mobile (Cell) Phones. - They're killing the art of conversation and human interaction. Every time you go anywhere, people have a phone jammed to their ear, or they're sat somewhere intently studying it.

Social Climbers - People who aren't really worth shit, but like to think they're better than everybody else. Twats. Life lived on unsound credit - which is why we're in the shit we're currently in.

Workshy Single Mothers - who even though they have nothing to do, expect other people to do everything for them - and then complain that its not up to their high standards.

Punks who hang around the shops giving you lip as you pass. If you turn around and knock seven shades of shit of them for their insolence - you're the one who'll get busted.

Telesales people - there's a great item on you-tube about this where the guy answering the phone pretends to be a homicide detective at a murder scene. He starts to grill the telemarketer. It's hilarious.

There's more but I must go now.

Regards

Skoob.



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Posted: 5 Aug 09 02:39 - Edited By: The San Francisco Onion, 5 Aug 09 02:46
Quote: Jalapenoman

Things I hate:

  • The glorification of stupidity/the lowlife mentality. Pull up your pants and put your hat on right and speak English because you look and sound stupid!


  • Agreed!! Wrote a story 'bout it. Like to hear it? Hear it go:

    http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i45092

  • Rap music. There is a reason why the word "rap" is found within the word "crap".


  • I beg to differ with you on this one, J-Man. While the word "crap" does apply to most rap music you hear on the radio, the same may be said about pop, rock, country, Latino, or any other kind of music you hear on the pop charts.

    Rap has always had and will continue to have a soul as long as there are artists with integrity to carry on its tradition.

    BTW:

    Thanks to everyone, including J-Man, for the witty banter on this obviously very poorly-named thread. Keep up the good work. Wish I could offer you a raise.

    SFO


    Jalapenoman
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    Posted: 5 Aug 09 02:51
    Rap has artists with integrity? On what planet?

    Rhyming and spitting while singing about f-ing your whores and bitches and killing cops and whitey is not music. It is not art. It is not a medium performed by people of integrity. It is crap. It is demeaning to all women and anyone with any ethics or morals.


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