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Jalapenoman
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Posted: 10 Jul 09 19:01
Cult of Jesus Budda Becomes Chamone's Personality Cult

Here's what he plans to do next (after reinventing himself).

queen mudder
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Posted: 10 Jul 09 19:04
Reckon you could be on to something there, J-Man.

Now what's Monkey Woods' new alter ego posting as?

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 10 Jul 09 19:10
Monkey told me when he left for Thialand that it would probably be a few weeks before he could post (I guess that his computer and such may take some time to get there).

Earl Grey
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Posted: 10 Jul 09 19:21

Quote: Jalapenoman

Monkey told me when he left for Thialand that it would probably be a few weeks before he could post (I guess that his computer and such may take some time to get there).


His alter ego may be a lady-guy.

Keep your eyes peeled for any such activity.

Chamone
AKA Jesus Budda
Posted: 10 Jul 09 21:18
Hmmm.....haven't you ever heard of transmogrification? The blessed trinity? It's a staple of bonkers religious cults. I'm Jesus Budda, Chamone and....hmmmm, who else can I be....let me see? -Ally

Skoob1999
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Posted: 10 Jul 09 21:22
Had no idea it was you JB, but suspected the McCarthy fella had a hand in it.

Well done anyway.

You conned the con artists.

Regards,

Skoob.

Chamone
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Posted: 10 Jul 09 21:28
McCarthy had a hand in it? In his dreams! -Ally

Skoob1999
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Posted: 10 Jul 09 21:33

Quote: Chamone

McCarthy had a hand in it? In his dreams! -Ally


Touche.

Regards

Skoob.

Earl Grey
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Posted: 10 Jul 09 21:46

Quote: Chamone

McCarthy had a hand in it? In his dreams! -Ally


Not sure if it was a hand, but certainly an appendage.


Now as for the transm.... the trans,,,,, as for being all sorts of people at once, that does sound like FM's father in a way.

queen mudder
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Posted: 10 Jul 09 21:50
Ally or alli, the fat reduction aid that makes you shit out fats and oils?

Fergus McCarthy
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Posted: 10 Jul 09 22:02

Quote: Chamone

McCarthy had a hand in it? In his dreams! -Ally




You tell him Ally!



Nothing to do with me.



Fergus McCarthy AKA...........

victor nicholas
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Posted: 10 Jul 09 22:31

Quote: Jalapenoman

Cult of Jesus Budda Becomes Chamone's Personality Cult

Here's what he plans to do next (after reinventing himself).


A good prank.

Too bad he's back to being a dumb fuck again.

Does he want us to call him Chaz now?

BuckwheatsButt
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Posted: 10 Jul 09 23:37
Hey JB....Do you leave your fake tits on or remove when you're not posting?

Fergus McCarthy
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Posted: 11 Jul 09 00:16
Some people have way too much time to spend on this site.


I love this site, everyone on it is a fruit loop but as in all walks of life you have the hardcore nutters.





Sometimes I envy you....... Just wait till I retire.


Duncan.

Fergus McCarthy
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Posted: 11 Jul 09 00:44
Oh yeah, just remembered, Morse?

"Pithy remark's"???


I checked the dictionary on that one because I like oranges.

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"Pithy

adjective
pithy comments succinct, terse, concise, compact, short (and sweet), brief, condensed, to the point, epigrammatic, crisp, thumbnail; significant, meaningful, expressive, telling; formal compendious. See note at terse . antonym verbose."




Is that good or bad?



Chamone
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Posted: 11 Jul 09 13:01

Quote: victor nicholas

Too bad he's back to being a dumb fuck again.




If Jesus Budda is the goose that lays the golden eggs you, Victor, are the great tit that shits on the clothes hung out on the washing line! -Ally

Jaggedone
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Posted: 11 Jul 09 13:41

Quote: victor nicholas


Quote: Jalapenoman

Cult of Jesus Budda Becomes Chamone's Personality Cult

Here's what he plans to do next (after reinventing himself).


A good prank.

Too bad he's back to being a dumb fuck again.

Does he want us to call him Chaz now?


It was good while it lasted!



victor nicholas
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Posted: 11 Jul 09 13:59

Quote: victor nicholas


Quote: Jalapenoman

Cult of Jesus Budda Becomes Chamone's Personality Cult

Here's what he plans to do next (after reinventing himself).


A good prank.

Too bad he's back to being a dumb fuck again.

Does he want us to call him Chaz now?


(giggles)

BuckwheatsButt
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Posted: 11 Jul 09 14:42
Chamone
AKA Jesus Budda
Posted: 11 Jul 09 14:46
That story is a blatant lie! Everyone knows Jesus Budda is much younger than 40. Sick, perverted freak, you are -Ally

BuckwheatsButt
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Posted: 11 Jul 09 14:51
Ally...Is it true that real skinny guys have to tie a plank across their ass before having sex with you?

Chamone
AKA Jesus Budda
Posted: 11 Jul 09 14:54
No it's not! I am a virgin, if you must know. I'm saving myself for that special someone... -Ally

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 11 Jul 09 19:01
Which one of you is a Virgin? I didn't think it was possible for JB to be in that state after all of his games of naked twister and naked Jenga (and his relationship with the triplets last year).

Morse
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Posted: 11 Jul 09 19:38
....and now he's got spinters in his ass from that driftwood Buck used to get
a LITTLE......

Does Chamone now go to the back of the pack with Wirehead,
or does Wanking Off The Spoof really Pay...

Only Nora 'Skoob" Nympho from Newcastle really knows....

Morse

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Posted: 12 Jul 09 02:47
When are Chamone and Nora going to get together for a little girl on girl action.


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