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Chamone
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My sister fell through an aquarium last night and had to get 3 stitches in her hand! Get well soon, sis -Ally
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Morse
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Hope it wasn't at Sea World! Get Well Soon! 5* anyway from ....well you know who they are...drooling Hacks...... Morse |
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BuckwheatsButt
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How old is your sister?
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Earl Grey
Writer  Location: Moscow Registered: 19 Jun 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I knew there was something fishy going on.
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
Maybe if someone took a shower or bath, she wouldn't smell as bad. Actually, was it the Goldfish? Was the goldfish responsible? You can't trust those bastards. |
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Earl Grey
Writer Location: Moscow Registered: 19 Jun 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Maybe she was skating round the issue. Or perhaps thats just being shellfish. Now I have plumbed the depths! Goldfish get a bad name. Not always their fault. But I'm not going to carp on about it. |
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
I also thought that you smelled something fishy because you might have dived in before your turn.
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Jaggedone
Banned |
Requote: Frying pan was fishy, fish fingers got stuck in! |
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Earl Grey
Writer Location: Moscow Registered: 19 Jun 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Making a rod for my own back. |
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Earl Grey
Writer Location: Moscow Registered: 19 Jun 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Better to grill than to fry. But if to fry the need for oil is well known! |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
or an equivalent lubricant |
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Chamone
AKA Jesus Budda |
I thought my sister might see this and thats why I put it on the General Forum but she couldn't get to a computer today! The aquarium was empty at the time BTW. No fish were harmed ha ha! -Ally
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Jaggedone
Banned |
how long can a fish survive out of water, VC where are you, we need intelligence! |
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
An aquarium without fish is not an aquarium. If it is huge, it is called a "swimming pool." If it is small, it is a "glass bowl."
What was your sister doing inside the empty aquarium anyway? The backstroke? The Australian Crawl? Would she like help (if she's of legal age, that is) in doing the breast stroke? |
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Morse
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....would you guys stop chumming the water.....it draws sharks....
Morse |
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Chamone
AKA Jesus Budda |
The aquarium was empty because it was old and hasn't been used in years! It was in the garage and my sister feel on top of it and it broke. She had to get a tetanus shot too. My sister is 22 but people are always saying that we look like twins when we're out! -Ally
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Jaggedone
Banned |
This thread is beginning to drift oceanwards and I can't swim! Throw me a vest and pants! |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker  Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Let's just kill Jimmy Savile. Mind you, Mrs Skoob says he's dead. Why don't we kill Cannon And Ball instead? Regards Skoob. |
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Morse
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thought everybody's tube was over inflated already..... I think it's sink or swim on your own here, unless you're NickFun, who gets a chance to check out the heroine's waterwings..... Morse |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
This thread is beginning to drift oceanwards and I can't swim! Throw me a vest and pants!
thought everybody's tube was over inflated already..... I think it's sink or swim on your own here, unless you're NickFun, who gets a chance to check out the heroine's waterwings..... Morse Morse, we have you to flash us land inwards, who needs a mermaid! |
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Earl Grey
Writer Location: Moscow Registered: 19 Jun 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Skoob, you get the tall balding one and I'll knock 7 bells out of the little twat with the tach and the braces. Then get the Krankies. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
Skoob, you get the tall balding one and I'll knock 7 bells out of the little twat with the tach and the braces.
Then get the Krankies. Violence is the lowest form of entertainment, throw the fuckers to the lions! |
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Earl Grey
Writer Location: Moscow Registered: 19 Jun 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Violence is the lowest form of entertainment, throw the fuckers to the lions! In that case throw them to the Springboks instead. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
In that case throw them to the Springboks instead. Maybe in 2010! |
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Morse
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thought everybody's tube was over inflated already..... I think it's sink or swim on your own here, unless you're NickFun, who gets a chance to check out the heroine's waterwings..... Morse Morse, we have you to flash us land inwards, who needs a mermaid! JO: I had to keep the WHOLE FUCKING SHIP afloat for the whole cruise...we had rogue writers sinking the ship, legs lopped off for Leeds of Lamb, gay monkeys and a Parrot shitting all over he crew from the main mast...it was no easy bloody task....mind you....and then there was/were the conjoined twins.... LET EM FIND THEIR OWN WAY, WANKERS ALL.... AND NOW THEY'RE ALL HOT TO TROT FOR A MYTHICAL WOMAN....HA! All will be revealed...mark this post, for the Truth Shall Set them (gayly) Free... Morse |
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