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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
I'm doing a story and need a simple answer.
In the U.S.A., when I want to buy tickets to a concert or sporting event, I generally go to Ticketmaster (both an on line ticket service and a ticket service that has locations all over the country). What is the equivilant of Ticketmaster in England? |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Some dodgy geezer on Gillespie Road at Arsenal who'll sell you a ticket, take your money, then disappear into the bookies to get the ticket. Or some guy on Chester Road in Manchester who dances in a shifty manner with better moves than Michael Jackson ever had, all the while complaining that he can't make a profit. On a serious note, try getmein.com, but bear in mind that these people aren't called 'scalpers' for nothing. You'll pay way over the odds. Kindest Regards Skoob. |
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
Thanks
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queen mudder
Spoof Queen Location: london and nyc Registered: 26 May 04 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Ticketmaster UK
http://www.ticketmaster.co.uk/ |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
They still selling tickets for the O2 gigs?
Probably. Sorry about that... Skoob. |
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
The Michael Jackson story that I needed ticket company names to write
Here it is. Thanks for the help. I was looking for a new angle and figured that no one had taken this one yet. |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
J-Man,
5 big very bright stars for that one! Regards, Skoob. |
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queen mudder
Spoof Queen Location: london and nyc Registered: 26 May 04 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
From your story, J-Man:
"Getmein.com," Sounds like an Arian Bortherhood outfit, maybe needs a Gemeinschaft'Gesellschaft after it instead of plc? |
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
Skoob suggested the "getmein.com." I thought that the name was perfect for Michael Jackson, the famous "anal intruder" of little boys. |
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queen mudder
Spoof Queen Location: london and nyc Registered: 26 May 04 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Get Mein.com could also be a Jewish/German divorce deal company...
(as in Get (Gett?) = Jewish divorce) etc... Liked the story, BTW! |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
It's a genuine website! Honestly.
I'd never take a cheap shot at J-Man. Google it. Regards, Skoob. |
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queen mudder
Spoof Queen Location: london and nyc Registered: 26 May 04 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Yeah, the expensive ones are the killers! Only joking.
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
QM Mrs Skoob working at the moment. I feel like I'm monopolising the message boards. Please feel free to tell me to sit back and shut the fuck up. Won't be offended. Best Wishes, Skoob. |
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queen mudder
Spoof Queen Location: london and nyc Registered: 26 May 04 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
It's a free country.
Do what Thou Wilt shall be the Whole Law. |
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Fergus McCarthy
Devil's Avocado Location: Hibernia. Registered: 17 Jan 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Shut the fuck up you little prick.
Regards |
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Fergus McCarthy
Devil's Avocado Location: Hibernia. Registered: 17 Jan 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
See? Now it looks like.. Oh forget it.
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
Father Fergus/T.O.S.O.G.
Please ask your father a question. Is he sending Michael Jackson to the same part of "heaven" where he sends the altar boy lovin' Catholic Priests? |
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BuckwheatsButt
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I also did one sorta similar with one exception....Jesse Jackson is willing to take MJ's place and lip sync....
Concert story... |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I'm saying fuck all.
Fergus has spoken. Regards, Skoob. |
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Fergus McCarthy
Devil's Avocado Location: Hibernia. Registered: 17 Jan 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Here's hoping. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
After following this excellent thread I'm convinced that new United "great white hope" FM is JB in disguise! |
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Fergus McCarthy
Devil's Avocado Location: Hibernia. Registered: 17 Jan 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Just convinced or utterly convinced?
Is it an unshakeable belief or could you be swayed by big swaying things that sway? |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
with your sharp cryptical awareness you could also be JO in disguise, I'm just about to question me, myself and I! |
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Lightning Conductor
Writer Location: Sitting On Top of The World Registered: 16 Mar 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Hi
Try www.seatwave.com much more reliable than "Ticket Shafter" ! |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Are THEY still selling O2 Tickets LC? The swines! Regards Skoob. |
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