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victor nicholas
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Posted: 7 Apr 09 01:58
I have socks older than Macheda.

Fergus McCarthy
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Posted: 7 Apr 09 07:51
You must keep your toenails really well trimmed Victor to have socks for that long, they must have been really expensive too, for that kind of quality, hey! Maybe you had them hand made with leather patches on the heels and toes like geography teachers used to have on the elbows of their sports jackets all those years ago.

Are they woolen, nylon, cotton or a mix? Even if you only washed those socks once a month for the past 17 years you would still have washed them just over 200 times which is roughly the same as having a pair of socks washed once a week for 4 years so in that case I'd say we can rule out the woolen ones because after that many washes they'd be bound to lose their shape.....

But on the other hand it's possible you might have kept them because they were your lucky socks or they have a picture of a cartoon character or footballer on them, but that would''t really count because you wouldn't have been wearing them on a regular basis.

The same goes if they have never been worn, like 'xmas socks' or 'Papal visit to Ireland 1979" they don't count.

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Posted: 7 Apr 09 12:32
Great goal by the young man wasn't it?

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 7 Apr 09 17:30
Who's Macheda?

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Posted: 7 Apr 09 17:38

Quote: victor nicholas

Great goal by the young man wasn't it?


He certainly socked it too them

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Posted: 7 Apr 09 18:04

Quote: Jalapenoman

Who's Macheda?


A 17 year old playing for Manchester United.

In the last minutes of a tie game on the weekend with a lot on the line he took a round house kick without looking at the goal that took the top corner.

Grown men were crying.

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Posted: 7 Apr 09 21:26
Doc

Wish someone had done something similar tonight. A fair result, but a difficult prognosis. 2nd leg's gonna be a tough one. Great goal from Adebayor for the Arse though.

It all really is game on.

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Posted: 8 Apr 09 02:10 - Edited By: victor nicholas, 8 Apr 09 02:11
Knew you were a leg man Skoob based on previous specials of the day.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 8 Apr 09 19:02 - Edited By: Jaggedone, 8 Apr 09 19:11
Sorry I'm late, I was just tuning!
"Oh no not another newy," sorry guys and girls, "yes."
Loved United since way back when in 1958, had many ups - downs, but Macheda created a bit of Utd history with his superb finish! Remember Mon Dieu with the turning of his collar? Goosebumps in awe of beauty and genius, rock on Macheda, your time will come.

Nice to make aquaintance with you guys, from the very humble, Jaggedone

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Posted: 8 Apr 09 21:50
Dieu!

Respect!

Denis THE KING was my childhood hero.

A thousand welcomes.

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Posted: 8 Apr 09 23:30

Quote: victor nicholas

Great goal by the young man wasn't it?




It was.

I hope he can live up to it. Cheeky turn.

Skoob1999
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Posted: 8 Apr 09 23:40
Cunning stunt.

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Fergus McCarthy
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Posted: 9 Apr 09 00:00
It was a great turn though wasn't it?

Brazilian shit.
I bet he got a bollockin for it.

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Posted: 9 Apr 09 00:09
And Messi really messed up Bayern Munich.

Cheeky little so and so.

I reckon Mr McCarthy has got the hump tonight because Liverpool got stuffed.

Odds on Fergus being a Liverpool fan:2-1

Odds on Fergus not being A Liverpool fan:8-1

Go on Fergus, tell me I'm wrong. I can take it.

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Posted: 9 Apr 09 00:38
I love football.


Clubs don't matter, that's just tribal sheep shit.

Football is all.

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Posted: 9 Apr 09 00:45
Fergus,

May your Father bless you.

But you're still a closet bin dipper.

Giggling

Skoob

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Posted: 9 Apr 09 00:47
Messi is a joy to watch.


Another level.

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Posted: 9 Apr 09 00:49

Quote: Skoob1999

Fergus,

May your Father bless you.

But you're still a closet bin dipper.

Giggling

Skoob





nigger.

Fergus McCarthy
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Posted: 9 Apr 09 00:51
Aaw Fucking 'S' button!!!!!

'Snigger!!!!!!!!!!'


I meant 'Snigger.



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Posted: 9 Apr 09 03:30 - Edited By: victor nicholas, 9 Apr 09 03:33
And I was about to agree with you, didn't I invite you to my birthday party?

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Posted: 9 Apr 09 18:05

Quote: Skoob1999

Dieu!

Respect!

Denis THE KING was my childhood hero.

A thousand welcomes.

Regards

Skoob

Thanks for your kind welcome, Oh the Law Man, yes indeed, was at Old Trafford a couple of years back, Mon Dieu era, The Lawman walked past my nose and I shat in my pants at the thought of being next to a "TRUE LEGEND". Never had a chance to get pissed with GB7 though, he was way to technically advanced in that exercise! one of The Seagulls behind his trawler maybe? / JO

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Posted: 9 Apr 09 18:11
I felt the same when I saw Billy Whitehurst striding up the 13th at Royal Springhead.

Norman Collier as well.

All the big names.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 9 Apr 09 18:22

Quote: Monkey Woods

I felt the same when I saw Billy Whitehurst striding up the 13th at Royal Springhead.

Norman Collier as well.

All the big names.

Dropping names is the same as boasting "I once Text - messaged Jack Dee at the Apollo 13th, had a bum of a landing though, tut, tut."

victor nicholas
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Posted: 12 Apr 09 03:05
He did it again.

Two weeks in a row.

Fergus McCarthy
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Posted: 12 Apr 09 06:35
17.

He has the hunger. That's a good thing.
As long as he doesn't eat too much.


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