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Personally I have no beef with Jade Goody. i don't find her a particularly likeable person, but I can sympathise with the fact that she is about to leave two little lads without a mother. If I remember rightly I was the first one to exploit the situation. But since then I get the impression that people have gone a little overboard in search of points.

This is just my opinion.

Let's hope that people can find new inspiration from new situations.

Email me @ Hypocrite.com

Regards

Skoob

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Personally I have no beef with Jade Goody. i don't find her a particularly likeable person, but I can sympathise with the fact that she is about to leave two little lads without a mother. If I remember rightly I was the first one to exploit the situation. But since then I get the impression that people have gone a little overboard in search of points.

This is just my opinion.

Let's hope that people can find new inspiration from new situations.

Email me @ Hypocrite.com

Regards

Skoob

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Dear Hypo: I agree. The spoof doesn't need US anymore, during this frenzy. We may as well take a sabbatical and plan future cruises for the gang.

I've never seen anything like it...was bored and wrote a spoof of the spoof regarding JG...15 minutes later just sat here watching the scrolling hits on the desk! This is totally insane...why bother trying to think a piece out...the hits have to be coming from all the little snots in school with their i-phones during class...

I think this is obviously a cultural Phnom. that doesn't bode well for the world...no one knows the issues we are facing, and yet they (except for me) know everything you don't want to know about JG!!!!

Is this worth a (serious) discussion or do we just wait this shit out?

Inquiring Minds Want to Know!

Morse

Captain, your honour,

I don't know how aware you are of this Jade Goody business, but it's essentially about a 27 year old woman who is about to die from cancer. She's the mother of two young sons. There was a hullaballoo about a reality TV show when she was accused of racism. Her husband had to get special dispensation from the Home Office to spend their wedding night together because he's a violent criminal.

Having said that, I think that it's a tough call to knock a mother on her death bed. I think I've been kind. Others not so much. But then they've got to live with it.

Sail On Buggerall, Sail On By...

Skoob

It isn't Jade Goody I'm writing about but that bastard Max Clifford, which is why I made the link with Natasha Richardson. Again, I wish her nothing but a full recovery, but it is pretty clear what she has in common with Jade, where old Maxy is concerned. I imagine he would be happy to 'speak up' for anyone or anything without a voice of their own (out of the kindness of his own heart of course). Ironic and irritating that it's not okay to use his real name on the Spoof! I made the mistake of doing so on my first and it was replaced with 'a spokesman' everywhere, which kind of killed the point I was making. So now he's Fax Splifford! Probably time to stop now though, apart from one I owe to Mister Meaner.

Mrs Kensington,

Point taken and duly noted.

I'm getting a bit cranky on account of the Saint Patrick's Day hangover.

All The Best

Skoob

You should have been drinking Murphy's!

Yeah, but I am bitter.

Tongue firmly in cheek.

Skoob

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It isn't Jade Goody I'm writing about but that bastard Max Clifford,

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Ah yes, Mr Cash.

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apart from one I owe to Mister Meaner.

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You don't owe him anything, Mrs K.

He was happy to help another writer slag Mr Splifford.

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it isn't Jade Goody I'm writing about but that bastard Max Clifford,

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Yes yes......Of course you are.

Same shit different arsehole.
Do us a Max Clifford story then. Just Max Clifford.

Just heard that Natasha checked out.

That's a good laugh isn't it?

For certain individuals anyway.

Emotionally

Skoob

Lampooning the Max Clifford media circus is fair game.

This man is on a wacking great big cut of all Goody earnings, present and future.

Without him flaming the media interest Jade Goody would be no more or less important than any other terminally ill mother.

I'd quite like to work for Max Clifford.

He seems like a shrewd guy.

Regards

Skoob

If you're reading this Max, Email me. I'm your man!

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I'd quite like to work for Max Clifford.

He seems like a shrewd guy.

Regards

Skoob

If you're reading this Max, Email me. I'm your man!

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I met Max today. He knows my brother.

Mrs Grey asked who the slimy guy was.

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I'd quite like to work for Max Clifford.

He seems like a shrewd guy.

Regards

Skoob

If you're reading this Max, Email me. I'm your man!

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I met Max today. He knows my brother.

Mrs Grey asked who the slimy guy was.

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Funny Earl,

But I don't remember being there. Or was that a reference to Max?

Oh I don't know...

My brain hurts...

Skoob

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I'd quite like to work for Max Clifford.

He seems like a shrewd guy.

Regards

Skoob

If you're reading this Max, Email me. I'm your man!

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I met Max today. He knows my brother.

Mrs Grey asked who the slimy guy was.

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Funny Earl,

But I don't remember being there. Or was that a reference to Max?

Oh I don't know...

My brain hurts...

Skoob

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My brother is not speaking to me. But it was worth it. Just took opportunity to let Max know what I thought. Politely of course.

Can't beat polite Earl.

And if they can't handle that..

Fuck em.

Regards

Skoob

Pirate Story...Waiting...

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Can't beat polite Earl.

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I think we are quite entitled to beat polite Earl if he doesn't deliver the goods.
Roy

Roy

Earl will deliver. Confident about that. I just had a right old cyber-ruck with that mucky duck character. Tried to slag off Monkey Woods and BuckwheatsButt. This person has only posted 12 stories, eight of which were about Jade Goody, and they try to slag off the ones who have inspired people to post on here.

Good gosh, I'm fuming.

Regards

Skoob

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Can't beat polite Earl.

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I think we are quite entitled to beat polite Earl if he doesn't deliver the goods.
Roy

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And I thought you were a nice guy....

And it is done btw.

Regards
Earl

That wasn't me that was Roy.

Oh shit I'm gonna come across as a coward or a grass now.

Time to call Cliff Maxford...

Regards

Skoob

Sorry guys, I know I've played a big part in the Jade Goody debacle. Don't hate me - I got carried away. I can see how that kind of thing can spoil it for everyone. No more from me now. I'm going to take them all off completely when the time comes if you know what I mean. Still want to drag Max Clifford through Wigan on the back of a horse though, maybe one day I'll get my chance.
Laters.
Mrs K

Mrs K

Get on board with the pirate thing. You'd be a welcome addition to the crew. Not like that despicable mucky duck individual.

Best regards

Skoob

Hi Ms. Kensington....You don't know me, but you sound like a real nice lady. I'm Buck, and I just wanted to know if you'd have sex with me on the HMS Buggerall. My brother Percival will hold the lantern and tell me what to do.

Yours truly,

Buck

P/S...I will bathe my stump and wear a tie!

Buck: better wait till you catch up on the Pirate forum...Dr. Vic wants you two to have a prostate exam....and you know how he is.....all thumbs!

If he clears you, you may fire at will.

Good Luck,

The Cpt.

First of all Skoob, I definitely want to join in with the pirate story and will read the previous chapters this weekend (although it may take a year or two longer than that). Secondly, Buck I would be happy to have sex with you on the Buggerall in dim light, while your brother tells you what to do, HOWEVER you should be aware that my character MAY be a woman, disguised as a man, who could turn out to be a shemale - as is the usual custom for women in pirate stories. Of course I would turn out to be a woman after all, so it ends happily without any chafing - but you might have a few scary moments along the way. Would I have to be as flat-chested as Keira Knightly?