Tony Blair - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 5 September 2012

Written be Chris Floyd:

Archbishop Desmond Tutu refused to attend a conference last week for a very good reason - he did not want to be publicly associated with a war criminal.

That war criminal was Tony Blair, who had been paid his usual whopping fee (£149818.85 in this case) to deliver his usual sanctimonious blather at a South African conference on "leadership."

Tutu - who was speaking for no fee - withdrew from the meeting when he heard Blair was coming

Jealous monkey!

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