Tony Blair - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 29 August 2012

My continuing public duties since leaving office cost the taxpayer £480,000 a year, they tell me anyway.

I'm manages to wangle the job and become a Middle East envoy, and I naturally continue to draw money from the public purse after leaving Downing Street five years ago.

The bill to the public includes his maximum Prime Ministerial pension, which is worth around £78,000 per annum.

Bet this pisses a lot of you off!

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