Sven Goran Eriksson - My Fake Diary

Friday, 14 September 2012

I will oversee strategic planning and support coaching staff of two-times Thai champions, who become my latest club after stints in charge of some of the biggest teams in European football.

I believe the players are eager to learn from a world-class expert.

Apart from the improvement of the team, I believe that my arrival will draw positive international attention to the Thai Premier League.

And they are paying me an absolute fortune... like England, Mexico, Nott's County, Leicester City, Manchester City, Benfica, and Lazio did... bless them.