Sven Goran Eriksson - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 13 September 2012 comment:

Usain Bolt has built up an impressive reputation for being very, very fast and, while he has not yet tested his speed against Sven-Goran Eriksson near a beautiful woman, he would definitely beat every single Premier League player for pace.

I believe they are jealous of my money and romantic appeal to the opposite sex.

Sod em!

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