Susan Boyle - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 17 September 2009

Dear Diary:

Well, I really kicked some Yank arse last night, dint I? Glad I hit 'em with "Wild Horses." You can never go wrong with The Stones. Next time, it's "Sympathy for The Devil" (otherwise known as, "Sympathy for Simon")!

(ding) OOH! The haggis is done! Gotta run!