Simon Cowell - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 19 April 2012

what a bad week of publicity.

All the revelations about me and Danni - Danny - Dannii - or however she spells it - loads of other women claiming they slept with me - Sharon Osborne saying i was dating three birds at once - Max Clifford says i shouldn't have spoke to Tom Bowers who wrote the biography of me - The Voice viewing figures are trouncing Britain's Got Talent - and now Cheryl Cole has got a new single out.

Still at least they're not talking about me and Walliams being gay anymore!