Sharon Osborne - My Fake Diary

Friday, 1 July 2016

Well, that divorce thing appears to be working. I am once again getting the publicity I deserve! There is no reason for newspapers to not always run stories about me, even if I haven't done anything special lately or been on any talk shows or pissed anyone off or said anything controversial lately.

Where is that bitch maid? If I have to light my own cigarette again, why I'll...