Sharon Osborne - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 21 May 2016

Fuckin' aye Diary! I have just gotten 250 pounds of dead baggage off my back! I can't believe it took me so long to finally divorce that piece of shit Ozzie.

Now that I'm famous on my own I don't need that moron anymore. I should be able to skim a cool million or two off the family estate before he knows what hit him. And wait until my lawyers take care of the rest! My first love:$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$!!!! Lots and Lots of Money!

Fuckin' aye!