Sarah Palin - My Fake Diary

Friday, 1 April 2011

Dear Diary -

Why oh why did I not pay attention in geography class?

I just made another geographical boo-boo that the left wing media jumped all over.

I said that The Great Salt Lake was one of the five Great Lakes.

And the bad thing about it all is that I know full well that The Great Salt Lake is really not even a lake it's just a name like the Painted Forest or the Petrified Desert, or is it the Painted Desert and the Petrified Forest?

Oh well gee willikers does it really effen matter?

I mean does it really friggin, effen, mother freakin' matter?

Sarah P.

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