Queen Elizabeth II - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 5 August 2012

One has been informed by One's Butlers third assistant kitchen maid helper that Bookmakers have been offering odds on what colour clothes One would wear at the opening of the Olympics?

Even special bets can require some research. William Hill, for instance, offered odds on what colour One would wear during the opening ceremony. The favourite, was yellow at 2 to 1. Pink, which the One wore, paid 5 to 1.

They said "It's about looking at what she's worn in the past, because she does make a few appearances at sporting events. And I'm sure she wouldn't be seen twice in the same colour outfit."

Quiet right too! (I made a fortune on it)


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