Nick C Legg - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 22 March 2012

That bastard Osborne knows I smoke, and the turd still put up the price of fags again!

But still, I can claim them on expenses now I'm deputy leader.

I bet Miliband is as sick as a dog with the brilliance of this budget, that I had no small part in compiling, assembling and presenting to the House!

I must get a copy of it from the BBC.