Nick C Legg - My Fake Diary

Monday, 19 March 2012

I see the Lib Dems are still on 9% in the voting intentions poll in the Sun!

How do I get it back to the 22% we got at the last elections?

I'm erudite, speak English, Dutch, French, German, and Spanish, have bags of money and wealth, have an enormously successful wife in Miriam González Durántez, am related to Kira von Engelhardt, daughter of a Russian baron of German and Ukrainian origin, Ignaty Zakrevsky, an attorney general of the Imperial Russian senate, and I went to Eton... but I'm buggered if I know what to do now!

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