Mini Me - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 20 March 2010

Some asshole short sheeted my bed on April Fool's Day.

I'm only two feet tall, so I think that this qualifies as a hate crime.

I'm gonna sue somebody's ass, and I'll bet money that it was Mike Myers. He really is a fat bastard, and the only reason Austin Powers ever got shagged is because because Mike paid for it.

I think that I'll sugar his gas tank, but I'd better remember to bring a step stool so that I can reach it.

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