Mini Me - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 28 February 2010

Dear Diary, Well, here I am out of work at the You-know-what-time-of-year, St.Patrick's day, and I just know my agent is going call with his usual line,"Its kind of slow right now" and "Not a lot of jobs out there for your character type," then, "so I've rounded up a couple of gigs for you as a Leprechaun." Last year one was at the Ladies Guild March Luncheon and then I had to grab The Tube and buzz over to Camden Town to a degrading street actors party where I was passed around like a football and fondled! I really need the mazoola though and Mike Myers ain't calling a lot and so what the heck I get some free green beer and enough corn beef and cabbage to see me through a couple of days.Maybe I'll do a read through on that new Wizard of Oz as a flying monkey...


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