Kim Kardashian - My Fake Diary

Monday, 5 March 2012

So after my shortlived marriage to a basketball player, Kris something or other, I've decided I want a soccer player this time.

Done my research on the internet, and soccer players from England have 'Wives and Girlfriends' They go by the nickname WAGS! So I've set my sight on being David Beckham's girlfriend - he already has a wife - the spice girl Victoria.

Becks used to have a girlfriend in Spain, called Rebecca Loos, and she became famous for being his girlfriend, although it didn't end well for her. She was last heard of working on a farm w*nking off a pig. I hope that doesn't happen to me. Sounds like a job for Paris Hilton or Nicole Ritchie instead.