Kim Kardashian - My Fake Diary

Friday, 2 March 2012

My marriage to a basketball player didn't work out, so I've been dreaming of marrying a soccer player, and I've been doing research on the subject.

The internet is so useful, I think most men use it to download my 'home video' with Ray J, but I found out that in Eng-er-land that footballers wives are called WAGS. It stands for WIVES AND GIRLFRIENDS. This is good news! So footballers like David Beckham can have a wife AND a girlfriend! Excellent, so when is the next Los Galaxy game?


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