Kim Kardashian - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 7 January 2012

Dear Diary -

I am really fit to be tied. I was supposed to appear on The View but Barbara Walters called me up and said that she was going to have to cancel my appearance because she had booked Michele Bachmann.

I am also furious at Donald Trump because I was supposed to appear on this season's Celebrity Apprentice but he changed his mind at the last minute.

Thank goodness that I will still be appearing on that Weather Channel special about earthquakes and how they have affected celebrity homes.

Kim Kardashian