Kim Kardashian - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 8 November 2011

Dear Diary,
Beginning to regret calling time on the marriage, desperate for a good shag and since the seperation none of my clients have come close to bringing me least my ex could perform like a piston...god, I lost count of my orgasms during those 71 days!
Must remember to buy some more batteries for the rabbit or I'm going to go sexually insane over the weekend!!

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