Ken Livingstone - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 7 March 2013

So my could friend, cuddly Hugo Chavez - the Presidente of Venezuala, has passed away. How very sad.

If I had been elected as mayor of London in 2008 and 2012 I was planning to bring venuzualan oil over to London to run the buses. It never happened because I never got elected because of that buffoon Boris.

I am probably more popular in Venuazala - even though I can't spell the bloody place - than I am in London. Perhaps I should go there to stand as Presidente. After all they do have a vacancy...