Ken Livingstone - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 30 August 2012

I'm back in the news here, London Evening Standard:

Following my story yesterday about Tony Blair being spotted on David Geffen's yacht in Corfu, readers have confirmed the sighting of the film and record producer's vessel the Rising Sun. One went up close in a rubber dinghy. "I thought you might like this picture of Rising Sun taken a few days ago opposite the Rothschild villa as David Geffen's yacht headed north," says one. "I have other photographs."

Rather than compromise the privacy of the New York billionaire and the former Prime Minister, I've decided against publication.

"Is it a coincidence that Ken Livingstone was also in the area and returned to Luton last night on Monarch flight ZB 835?" says another. "Should Boris be worried that he wasn't invited along?"

If Ken was living it up on Monarch, then it sounds most unlikely that he was a guest of Mr Geffen.

That's nice innit!