Ken Livingstone - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 22 August 2012

Saw this in the Mail:
Boris Johnson promotes gay marriage, endorsing the Out4Marriage movement - a politically expedient move for any London mayor these days.

His ex-rival, former London mayor Ken Livingstone, grovelled to the gay community. Johnson is probably more genuine.

Seeking to curry favour with minorities, unlovely Livingstone once sought to paint him as racist and homophobic.

Boris's sister, Rachel, belted that out of bounds, pointing out: 'He's married to a woman who's half Indian, their children are a quarter Indian.

As for homophobia, he went to Eton!'

Just thought I'd point this out for you… Eton? Like Jeremy Thorpe?

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